fuck yeah, we can live like this

Tinsley: Sing karaoke for me.

Apparently I do. I’ll never make that mistake again though.

Oh no, I think you need to prove your worth. You have everything backwards today. 

Tinsley: Not even if I search for a thousand years.

Who says I ordered apple pies?

You know your life is sad when your card gets denied at McDonald’s.

Will there be room for me in there too?

Tinsley: Well then you die and I find myself a new boyfriend.

Tinsley: Width for sure. Longer helps.

No, only the chosen ones. I still don’t believe you though. 

Tinsley: Depends on the size of their foot.

Can you make a fire out of nothing but twigs and your bare hands?

Tinsley: I think you just lowkey called me fat

Tinsley: Why do you say that?

Tinsley: You can't cause that's what I was going to be. You can be a clown.