General Gittery.

MY POOP IS COMING

i am both the distressed child and relaxing horse 

My Huz and I laughed about this for like ten minutes. You have to read it in Frank the Bunny’s (from Donnie Darko) voice and realize if you ever looked outside your window one day and saw this you’d probably piss yourself

that is the exact voice I read this in holy hell

hey handsome…………of that money to me

Harry can’t tell the difference between his potions’ pot and his bestfriend…they’re both cauldron

I finished reading this, scrolled past a bit, got it, rolled my eyes and came back up to reblog this I cannot believe this

Reblog if you’d love to see Carrie Fisher strangle Donald Trump to death with a chain

At first I didn’t understand the context and I was like “kinda specific but sure yeah I’m down”

half gun; half car

tank

blocked

Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.

nsfw = NEVER SAFE FROM WALUIGI