forty screaming charlies

THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE. this year.

1. Sk8er Boi - Avril Lavigne // 2. Beautiful Soul - Jesse McCartney // 3. …Baby One More Time - Britney Spears // 4. I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys // 5. I Write Sins Not Tragedies - Panic! At the Disco // 6.  Thnks fr the Mmrs - Fall Out Boy // 7. Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani // 8. Dirty Little Secret - All American Rejects // 9. All Star - Smash Mouth // 10. Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice // 11. Where is the Love? - Black Eyed Peas // 12. Bye Bye Bye - N Sync // 13. Come Clean - Hilary Duff // 14. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day // 15. Wannabe - Spice Girls // 16.  Crazy In Love - Beyonce feat. Jay-Z // 17. Mr. Brightside - The Killers // 18. A Thousand Miles - Vanessa Carlton // 19. Beautiful Girls - Sean Kingston // 20. Stacy’s Mom - Fountains of Wayne

including

Pork Barrel BBQ : “Free pulled pork sandwich for any gov employee if there is a shutdown. 1 per day, must have gov ID & EXCLUDES CONGRESSMEN.”

Z Burger: If the government shuts down, burgers will be free for every furloughed worked from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. and 5 p.m. to 7 p.m. One per person with an I.D.

Kangaroo Boxing Club: “Because if the government is screwing you, you might as well come get some $3 screwdrivers. First one is free with your federal I.D. Noon to 5 p.m.”

Astro Doughnuts & Fried Chicken “will offer one free doughnut with any doughnut or chicken purchase to any federal or District government employee if the shutdown goes into effect. The offer is limited to one per person and employees must show ID to redeem.”