Hilarious Tinder Profile Nightmares

Also, who smiles like that while they workout on a stationary bike?

I feel like it’s the happy smiles.

What in the fresh hell is Robert looking at?

If Sergey is trying to disguise the fact that he drives a panel van and has a good supply of chloroform, then that frizzy gray skullet isn’t doing him any good.

Wonder what the rest of the house looks like? 🤮

Getting high and interacting with animals is fun and all, but basing your whole dating profile on it while looking like the son of Tarzan is where you’re fucking up Rob.

Absolutely shameful. Tragically unforgettable. Would swipe left with both hands.

$100 says James’ favorite movie is Joe Dirt.

Someone needs to tell him that hitting the beach looking ready to hibernate, is asking for a heat stroke.

I’m not loving it Tim. I can’t decide which is more nauseating. The McDonald’s resting on your bare, protruding pot belly or the way you are sucking the remnants of it off your greasy, germ trodden sausage fingers.

Dave and his dog are so high they could high five God.

First word that came to my mind. Droopy. For multiple reasons.

My eyes read “Chris” but my brain said “Farmer Brown”.

I spent a lot longer trying to determine the authenticity of Michael’s dog than I did deciding to swipe left.

❤️Tinightmares

Oh, Dan. Bless your heart.

Let’s be honest here Rich. The real reason you won’t pay Tinder to see your likes is because you don’t have any money. On a positive note, I don’t think you have to be worried about missing out on a ton of likes rocking a hairstyle like that anyway. The only thing that would “make it easier” is for you to shave your head and have someone else type your headline to hide your illiteracy. Tinder can’t help you.