Caregiver Diamonds Headcanons (Steven Universe)
They spoil the absolute heck out of you. All of them. Without fail. Are we clear on that? Good.
She’s the disciplinarian of the trio, setting the rules and making the schedule.
She does NOT like backtalk. Sassing Yellow usually leads to timeouts.
Still, even at your brattiest, her fondness for you still shines through. “You little thing, you’re almost worth the trouble.”
She’s not the best at handling big feelings, but she always tries her hardest to comfort you when you’re upset.
She doesn’t laugh very often - except with you. You never fail to amuse her, and you feel a sense of pride every time you get her giggling.
While Yellow is the “bad cop”, Blue is WAY more lenient. It’s common for her to tell Yellow you’ve been punished enough and she should leave you be.
Even when Blue agrees that you need a timeout, she’ll always listen to your side of things.
Although she doesn’t use her emotional projection against others anymore, if you’re feeling overwhelmed and need a good cry, she’ll help you get the tears out.
(And if you just need a pick-me-up, she’ll let you float on one of her clouds!)
She loves to tell you stories about Pink.
She is the most likely to minimize your misbehavior, which can be frustrating when you want to be treated seriously, but can also make you feel smaller. “Did you get it all out of your system? Are you ready for something else? Maybe you need a nap.”
Depend on your personality, her condescending nature can either be frustrating (in which case, she’ll make a genuine effort to reign it in), or REALLY helpful when you’re struggling to regress.
She loves to give you nicknames.
If you’re a makeup kiddo, she’ll let you do her nails and lipstick.
Ever since Steven introduced her to books, she has LOVED the concept. She creates her own bedtime storybooks and will drop everything if you ask her to read to you.
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