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Stop me at the front door before we go out to make sure I have a dry diaper on?

Carry my diaper bag everywhere we go?

Sneak some of your favorite diapers from my stash to your house for when I come over to visit, and make me sleep in just a diaper during sleepovers so you can "keep an eye on things?"

Give me butt pat's randomly throughout the day and pretend like you're not checking me?

Leave one of my diapers in the pouch of your car seat and "forget" about it when you take me and your friends out for drinks?

Ask me if I need a change exactly when I need one, but dont tell me how you knew I needed one?

Set up an elaborate plan where you'll just absolutely HAVE to change me at your parents' Christmas party because I accidentally drank too much of the punch you were constantly passing my way?

Find any reason on earth to bring up anything about me wearing and needing diapers and how involved you are in that while i'm trying really hard to talk about normal big boy life?

Ask me "uh huh. And who wears the diapers in this house?" Anytime you want to win an argument?

Treat me like a toddler because you think it's adorable how I react?

Ask me, "Does that fit over your diapers okay, buddy?" When you take me shopping for clothes?

Ask me if I'm wet in a public situation loud enough for me to hear it, but just quiet enough for everyone else to miss it?

Watch me waddle all over town, but never say that it's obvious?

Say, "Are you happy to see me, or is that just your wet diaper?" When you get handsy?

Call me your "Little Potty Pants Goober." Whenever you feel like it?

Change me during an adventure, like on a hike, or on a climbing trip where you take your sweet time untaping my old diaper, cleaning me up, rubbing butt paste on my booty and privates, unfolding and taping on the new diaper just to make me nervous and squirmy?

Order restocks of the diapers you think I look cutest in, even if it means I'll only have baby-ish diapers to wear to work and everywhere else I go? And mention that you set up an auto order for them so I'll have no choice but to wear them?

Make me a changing schedule that has been formed so perfectly that you'll be the only one changing my diapers from now on? And adding the additional rule that I'll be in trouble if I try to do it myself?

Make me keep my diapers on during every "special feel good time" so I dont have any accidents on the bed?

Notice the bulk of my diapers through my clothes, but denying that anyone can tell?

Drive me everywhere, and give me constant checks throughout the car ride?

Help me pack my suitcase full of diapers for a vacation, but insist that you carry some extra diapers in your carry-on just in case I'll need a change on the way there?

Keep it a secret that you're taking me to a nude beach after you tape me into the most childish diaper I own?

Ask the waiter for a kids' menu "for the big boy here" so you can send me straight to little space just because you think it's cute?

Wake up before I do to sneakily give my nighttime diaper a check so you know if I'll need a change right away or not?

Secretly convert the guest bedroom into a nursery while I'm on a business trip so you can surprise me with my new way of life when I get back?

Give me a strict bedtime that results in an 8+ hour night sleep so that you can guarantee super soaked nighttime diapers because you think it's adorable how much of a bedwetter I am?

Tell a few of your trusted close friends that your boyfriend is still in diapers, and then proceed to tell me that you told them before they come over for game night?

Learn my body's routine so well that you dont really need to check me anymore. You just know that I'll need a change at a certain time of day?

Message me things like "How's your diaper doin' kiddo?" "Have you changed yet?" "Get home soon so we can get you changed before dinner's ready!" "Did you remember to bring your diaper bag with you?" "I bet you're probably soaked right now, huh?"

Bring my diaper bag into the amusement park with us whether I'll need it or not because you know the bag will be checked and the contents will be removed? And that you'll need to open it at random because you might need to find the sunscreen, chapstick, tissues, water, snacks, phone, wallet, sunglasses, and anything else you might have stashed in there?

Okay, cool...

Yeah, I think I'll have to say yes to that because all the butterflies in my tummy told me to. Sorry, I dont make the rules.

-Your little wants to explore the world with their hands, but this isn’t the time and place and their curiously needs to be curbed momentarily

-Little ones m are squirmy, and a squirmy Little is harder to wipe clean

-Some littles get “excited” by mommy/daddy changing their diapies, and keeping them restrained makes sure their hands don’t wander where they shouldn’t

-Restraints can be a calming sense of security when a little is at their most vulnerable to their caregiver

-A little can roll off the changing table if they aren’t tied down for their diaper change

-A little in a messy diaper can make a big mess if they move around while it’s coming off, you need to make sure they don’t cause any trouble by strapping them down from the waist up

-Kicky feets might be cute, but it makes it too hard to get a diaper to fit right, so tie their legs down so they can only move them enough to get the diaper under them.

-A naughty little might need a spanking on the changing table, restraining them first gives you easy access to their bottom for tanning

-If you need to take their temperature, give them an enema/suppository or insert a plug, tieing a little down keeps them from fighting against the treatment they need

-It keeps them from grabbing lotion or powder and accidentally squirting it out and making a mess on the table and wasting diapering products

-Some littles are shy during diaper changes, but keeping their hands tied down makes sure they get used to seeing their mommy/daddy care to their most intimate needs

-If a little has been really good, it’s a great change for some special big-kid touches from their caregiver to reward them