batfam members and how flexible I think they are (none of these are to be taken sexually I swear)
bruce : if he stretches well before doing anything too major, then yeah, he's fairly flexible for his age. I do think he has back pain, though. come on. hes like, mid 40s at least.
dick : flexibility final boss. simple post-patrol stretches for him are full on scorpion ass pushups. his flexibility has started minorly straining on his body, but nothing too concerning.
jason : pre-lazarus pit/death jason was over average when it comes to flexibility. not as flexible as dick, hell no, but definitely more flexible than the average person. after the pit, his body pain and larger stature made it harder to do the same amount of tricks he used to be able to do, but he's definitely doing better than bruce. tbh I don't think he can do the splits. maybe he could if he just stretched a lot beforehand.
tim : honestly? he's currently almost as flexible as dick. they do a lot of the same stretches together, and dick did end up teaching him a few little circus-y tricks. back bends and high kicks hate to see this man coming. he does have some limitations due to body pain, and his body can't handle the amount of stamina needed to do the crazier stuff.
duke : a little tiny bit over average. he can do some flips, maybe a high kick here and there, but it takes more effort than it would if it were dick, damian, or tim. he does plenty of stretches and does have days where he focuses on practicing flexibility, but most of the time, he's working out to strengthen himself physically. can't do one of those crazy standing up back bends but can easily do the splits.
damian : flexible from day one. LITERALLY. they had this kid doing cartwheels before he could even say 'mother.' can do actual insane contortion, and it freaks everyone out. (him and cass bonded over being able to do weird shit one time. it was unpleasant for everyone besides them.) he and cass often do their stretches together since she's the only person who can hold the same contorted stretches for the same time span as him. back bends cower in fear at this kid. I feel like he's double jointed, too. (the metal spine did fuck him up a little bit, though.)
steph : she's more flexible than duke, but honesty rather neutral. I think she could be good at gymnastics, and she could absolutely do the splits, but she's nowhere close to the four horsemen of the wayne flexibility club.
cass : member of the four horsemen of the wayne flexibility club. I'm not kidding she can be an actual contortionist. she can do that weird thing people do where they flip their torso over while they're in a back bend. it helps a lot with her whole 'scary ass fucking bat' look when she's out as batgirl because she can just. start crawling around😭 hyperflexable/mobile, double jointed, all of that. it's insane.
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