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what exactly are you reading and watching on a regular basis that would strip you of the artsy pretentious film nerd title? i'm nosy and need to know. trying to picture you with a face tat and it's just not working. you've got the type of face that should never be ruined by ink. that said -- no, i haven't tried it yet but there's my breakfast for tomorrow sorted. thanks, man.

i just finished reading the first 50 shades book and i think that would probably knock some points off that title. i'd never read it before and i wanted to see if it was as bad everyone said. it was alright, not the worst books i've ever read. i forced myself to try two Colleen Hoover novels a few years ago and those were infinitely worse. everyone always says i look like a dying Victorian child so maybe a face tat would fix that. look tougher or meaner or something. however, i'm going to take that as compliment, thank you. pair that rum with some coconut ice cream from the bar. trust me, so damn good. i haven't seen you much in the room yet this week, you having a good time so far?

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i mean, fair. she really did go hard against her, probably for a lot of snobbish reasons. i think she's got an image of me as this artsy pretentious film nerd who only partakes in highly intellectual pursuits. if she knew what i was watching and reading on a regular basis it would kill her. i'll have to make sure our mini fridge is fully stocked up for the entire week. did you try any of that island rum? because it was strong enough to make me consider a face tat tbh.

yeah, absolutely! i might need a few drinks for some liquid courage beforehand, but honestly... it might just add to the fun. no, but seriously: count me in, man. it sounds like the opportunity of a lifetime. and who better to explore it with than my son, right?

we'll get you a flask as a little emotional crutch before the chopper takes off. you see so much more from the air and it's going to be one of those unforgettable experiences that stay with you. plus, getting to share it with you? my fave part.

i'm guessing you're pretty slammed these days. are you gonna use this vacation to just chill, or are you planning to go full throttle and do everything on the itinerary… and maybe even a bit more? @timotheeofinfamy

life is pretty hectic but i can't say i mind. not when i get to play roles i'm really invested in. this week, totally vacation mode, less is more style. laying on the beach, swimming, eating good and sleeping in, love not having to follow any schedule for a bit. are you enjoying yourself? anything yo're really looking forward to doing this week?

there's always exceptions and i can see this being the perfect one. i know i'll probably be staring at the ocean for a concerning amount of time but it's impossible not to. plus all the animals there? you definitely don't see all this in la or wherever. good, holding you to that. you're stuck with me forever now and i'll start dragging first thing tomorrow.

i like that it's not fully catered to tourists. there seems to be so much authentic island life and i would love to dig deeper into the Polynesian culture while we're here. waking up with a view of that water? this might be heaven, for real. is it a good time to admit that i hate LA? it's so fake, you know? forever is a real long time but somehow still not long enough.

i don't know if this place will top paris but first impressions are thinking maybe they have at least a little shot. better than most at least. i hope you're not sick of me yet because i plan on taking up some of your time. i'm not greedy or else i'd say all of it. @timotheeofinfamy

nothing can beat Paris but this is pretty special. even as a self-confessed big city boy, i do love how at peace i feel when i stare at that ocean. i mean, look at how turquoise the water is. are you kidding me? it doesn't even look real. sick of you? nah, i don't see that ever being a thing. take all of my time, i dare you. drag me all over the island and i won't complain once. cross my heart.

oh i'll be in Bora Bora as well so we can meet up there. my boys will be with their dad so it'll just be me. how's Europe treating you? I do love some parts of it over there. cy and louie are doing really good right now, my youngest is already seven months old which is crazy to me. time goes by so fast.

that's perfect then. a reunion on the beach sounds perfect to me. that's good, you can let your hair down and just enjoy yourself. being a single mom can't be easy, so you deserve the break. Europe is fantastic, i'm loving life on the continent. work keeps me busy and out of trouble, so i've really got no complaints here. seven months? wtf, the way i thought he was a newborn still.

for the day?? more like for the week. some of them are far too quick with the insults. she's def a fan for life and sometimes that's more unfortunate than anything. well wishes to her though. nobody is coming to mind but i'll make sure to keep my eyes open for someone that fits the bill and send them your way. you're not the first person to say that to me and i'm lowkey wondering if removing it was the best idea. it was giving me sooooo much street cred. i got it during a really low moment of my life and i was incredibly fucking wasted when i got it, so it's always been a regret of mine so getting rid of it felt like the right step. back to the chocolate factory? we're getting a second movie then?

i'm usually pretty good about letting the insults roll off my back, so typically only let them ruin one of my days. she puts a lot of effort into being a fan, which i commend but would prefer she not focus so heavily on hating every single one of my ex-girlfriends for comical effect. please do, because i really do wanna know what she's saying and if she's coming to what premieres, so i can avoid running into her. nah, if you feel like removing it was the best decision for you, then it absolutely was. though, not a lot of people could pull it of. think you'll get something else tattooed instead or was that your only foray into face tattooing? yep, Wonka is coming back. i think they're eyeing a 2027 release but that depends on if we get everyone on set in time.

now that would be something. we'd be like johnny depp and helena bonham carter. they only did tim burton movies together but still. oh yeah, they'd probably start a campaign to stop directors from putting us together in things. hmm, you do know i like my wine. can't deny a gift either. ok, you got me convinced. i might tell people you begged a little bit. just for my own amusement. yeah, that could work. and there's also that trip to bora bora coming up.

there's an idea - we need to find a trusted a director to be our Tim Burton. a trilogy of Florence and Timothée - i kind of love the sound of that. sounds like it'll be a box office smash, even if it's just curious haters who need to know what's going on. i know wine is the key to getting into your good graces, so i'll come very prepared. only the best for you. do it, that'll start some interesting rumors but we won't let that stop us. very true, so many opportunities to cook together and catch up.