always second best

Oh right, you just wants to get me pissed drunk to embarresed myself in front of ours familes? It is that? Because earlier you seemed oddly interested in me, I mean, before you’d realised that the ‘hot ginger’ was only a ‘gingerbread’, right?

It’s not my weak spot, I don’t even think in your brother on that way anymore. But you did deserve that.

Oh, okay. I didn’t see that coming.Congrats, it does sound really nice.Too bad you cannot speak anything about your job, it is interesting?I have to say that I never imagine you on a bureucratic job like that.

Geez, woman, calm down! I have no ulterior motives, cross my heart. Just wanna spend some time with an old mate. Why do you always expect the worst from me? 

Since we were kids you always thought I was out to get you. I’m not a goddamn Boggart, you know that? Alright, I’m guilty of that. I really was flirting with you earlier on. Is that a crime, though? If anything, you should take it as a compliment. 

Yeah, sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Are you with second intentions with me, Kravitz? Are you sure of that?

Of course I AM! Why I wouldn’t be okay? It was a crush, nothing serious. I am definitely NOT! Merlin, you’re such a jerk! No wonder you brother got all the attention.

Oh yes, getting everyone drunk or worse. Not everyone wants to live in a fucking frat house all the time, Timothy. Most of us grow up at some point, you should try it too.

No second intentions from me, Gingerbread. Just one, straightforward intention to get you hammered as fuck. Unless you have something else in mind.

Ouch. That one hurt. Like a fucking knife straight to my heart. But fair enough, I guess, I touched on your weak spot and you touched mine. 

Are you trying to get me drunk, Kravitz? You will need more than a smooth talk for that to happen.

Can you stop? I’m very happy for your brother. He found his perfect match and seems trully happy. Be a good brother, please. You did what? Oh Merlin, I’m not even that surprised, but good that I missed that kind of fun. What else did you do, Timothy?

Yeah, I’ll need two bottles of firewhiskey for that to happen. We’re halfway there. 

Don’t worry, I won’t let you drink alone, I’m a true gentleman. 

Are you, though? Você parece um pouco abatida, xoxa, capenga, frágil... No offense. I’d still hit it. 

Não diga ao noivo que ele é adotado no dia do casamento. Dica de amiga, ele não vai gostar.

Peter? Pensei que seu nome era Timmy. Geez I’m a little confused. Anyway. Vamos montar cavalos? Eu nunca montei nada, então, por favor, me segure para eu não cair. E se eu cair certifiquesse que não seja de cara no bolo. Eu amo bolos. 

Dammit, I’ll have to scratch that from my speech.

Fun Kravitz? I’m sorry but I’m Amber’s plus one and i meet her last week and e já a vi em cima de uma mesa. Vai precisar bastante para ganhar disso.

YOU SURE??? I mean magic horses with wings!! Do you know how to plot one? I sure i would fly with you to all Neverland if you can.

Well, fair enough. Amber knows how to have fun, too. Maybe Jake is adopted?

Different sense of humour is still humour. Don’t forget that.

I don’t need to prove you anything, Timothy. Geez, you’re still a jerk, uh? Não tem nenhuma outra menina na festa pra você encher o saco? De preferência alguma que não conhece seu papinho mole?

More booze, less talk, Timmy. Be a good host and fill my glass.

Sure thing! Your wish is my command, milady. I’ll be right back...

Little Miss Grizzy Dizzy, sir?

Not more than yours. You people here are so fun, and talking, gorgeous and you have magic horses with wings. I really want a wing too. You know how to fly in those?

Timothy. Better known as the fun Kravitz. 

E o que os outros sabem? Seu irmão está casando uma menina de dezenove anos. Dezenove anos. Um bebê. Dúvido que esse seja o sonho dele. o importante é seguir seu instintos e fazer o que você é bom. Eu estou em uma sessão fazendo bombas explodirem de ressaca. Se eles aparecerem faça um Fuck Off or I’m a ass or Kick me tattoo.

Humm, tell me, what kinda bet are we talking about?

Well, thank god he’s also nineteen then or I’d be worried. I’m sure that marrying this girl has always been in his plans, though. He always had this huge crush on her. Trust me, if they ever show up I’ll give them a ‘I went to Azkaban and all I got was this lame tattoo’.

It was you? I having the time of my life I sure.

Really. E confia em mim, eu faço bolos sei como fazer as pessoas ficarem felizes, mas isso aqui…Não temos isso aqui na América. Você é próximo dos noivos para poder fazer a bebida assim?

Well, depends who’s asking, Miss...?

Hey, everybody has flaws, okay? Your brother problably is good in hiding them. Você não é a sombra de ninguém, meu amigo. I won’t tell anyone, but bro you shouldn’t think less of yourself. You think that being a tattoo designer makes you less than someone? Where are you getting this fucking ideas? Listen to me. I’m not good at pep talking but your deserve someone to say that you’re so fucking young. I’m so fucking young. You’re doing something cool. You should be proud, you know? Se a gente conhece uns idiotas que usam aquelas tatuagens horríveis como uma forma de orgulho ou sei lá, as suas deveriam ser uma obra de arte. Outra coisa, você tem algo que seu irmão não tem: eu. Tudo bem que agora ele tem uma esposa super gostosa, mas você tem um amigo super gostoso.

Acho que eu não sei fazer casual mais. Eu juro que vou tentar hoje, mas eu não fao ideia de como deixar as coisas low profile. 

I like my job, I really do. Mas ninguém sonha em ser tatuador na Travessa do Tranco, né? Ainda mais com um irmão no Ministério. Hey, mate, my costumers are so weird that I wouldn’t be surprised if one of those branded idiots showed up there to cover their little skulls. 

@timmkravitz

Esse ponche está com um gosto um pouco forte não está? Nunca bebi nada parecido com isso.

It’s an old recipe. You didn’t like it?

Good grief, can you tone down on the catch phrases? It’s embarrassing.

I was NOT doing that. Why you have to be like that? We are only friends and i have self respect. I know that Jake loves Eithne, whatever feelings I had for him it’s in the past.

Did you spiked the ponche on your brothers wedding? I’m not even surprised, really, that is exactly what I would expect from you. But I do need some alcohol, get me something. But I’m watching you, don’t even try to be funny, Timothy.

Wow, so you only changed on the outside, huh? Still no sense of humour, I see.

You look good too, Timmy. See? Now we are even.

Come on, that was ages ago, when you’re going to get over this? Jake is my dearest friend and only that. Don’t call me that, we’re not kids anymore! Is this a threat? Behave Timothy, we are in a wedding, have some decency. 

I do, don’t I? Do you like my suit? I thought it suited me. Jake and Eithne only told me it had to be blue.

Você sabe que não tem que se comparar a ele, não é? Not everything in life has to follow a book and to be honest fuck this book. Sei que você não está exatamente onde queria na vida nesse momento, mas quem disse que tem que ficar nisso para sempre? Não sou um grande exemplo, joguei para o alto os negócios da família. Menti para o amor da minha vida dizendo que a traí só para ela poder ser feliz sem mim, e basicamente tenho que ver meus primos bem sucedidos e minha irmã nas capas de revista, então…eu entendo. O que eu digo é, você quer mudar isso? Eu não faço a mínima ideia do que fazer com a minha vida e eu tenho 25, imagina você ainda mais novo. Então, um dia de cada vez. 

Bom saber que no fim a gente sempre pode contar um com o outro, mas acho que precisamos de um pouco de toque feminino principalmente se esse toque for no meu pau, pois esse toque eu não quero de você. 

Thanks, mate. I needed to hear that. I probably wouldn’t put so much pressure on myself if I wasn’t watching Jake thriving every step of the way. And that’s an awful thing to say, but it’s true. I just didn’t want to be his shadow anymore, y’know...the Kravitz-gone-wrong... But he’s working at the Ministry and I’m a bloody tattoo artist at Knockturn Alley of all places... Oh, I haven’t mentioned that to anyone, by the way, so keep this between us, all right? Not even Amber knows about that gig.