You don't love me, big fucking deal.

i hate when i’m too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks its ok to act weird but even then i end up being too weird

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8,912 notes. Jesus effin’ Christ.

And in that moment I swear we were Dobby.

We accept the socks we think we deserve.

*walks down hallway*

IM ON THE PHONE WITH A VITAMIN COMPANY TO FIND OUT WHY THE BOTTLES ARE SO BIG IF THE PILLS ONLY TAKE UP 10% OF THE SPACE INSIDE

IT’S BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO PUT ALL THE INGREDIENTS AND WARNINGS IN BOTH FRENCH AND ENGLISH SO THE BOTTLE HAS TO BE BIG ENOUGH TO SUPPORT A LABEL WITH ALL THAT TEXT

why are you screaming

I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THESE VITAMINS

i think its cool that theyre both black

My history professor told me there are 300 shades of African skin, I believe him. 

holy shit that is an amazing visual

if you’re rude to waiters at restaurants i hate you

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I’VE QUOTED THIS WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING