Burst of imagination

I actually passed away quite a few years ago, but I'm a very private person and never told anybody.

The Olympics choosing to punish African woman specifically for being great athletes. If the Olympics were meant to be a fair sport where everybody had the same footing I would be up there but that's not what it is. Some people are literally born to be athletes.

Your whole brand is that you have the best out of the best of all athletes from around the world competing against each other. If you're going to start coming after African woman for the testosterone levels and their so called advantage then you need to start coming after other people for their "advantages" starting with Mr fish Phelps

No more tall athletes for basketball and volleyball

Phelps literally has larger lung capacity and that’s apparently fine like this is undoubtedly racist and transphobic bullshit

Larger lung capacity, and a body with atypical proportions- for his height his arms are overly long and his elbows can hyper-extend (giving him a more powerful stroke), his torso is overly long and his legs overly short (making him more hydrodynamic- he's torpedo shaped. The long torso also allows him to make the most of those oversized lungs). His ankles can hyper-extend and his feet are huge, both of which mean he generates more thrust with each kick. With his double-jointed elbows and ankles, he can move his arms and feet like flippers, unlike his non-double-jointed competitors. If you were to design a human to be a great swimmer, you would end up with Michael Phelps. That is not to say that he had to work any less than the other swimmers- but his own body type gives him an edge. But nobody spoke up about Phelps, the walking dolphin, having an unfair advantage over other swimmers.

Funny how we've come full circle in not wanting to include those that whoop absolute ass in the Olympics

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”