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8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman, too.

8:17 My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman’s voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 The homosexual couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 The transgender man..wom…person asked why I didn’t just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am also being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa.

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended.

8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 The council officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 TV news crew from CNN show up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, “Snowballs” and am now called a sexist.

9:00 I’m on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic, islamophobic, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices. My children are taken away by social services.

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded.

i compete with no one ~

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truth ~

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