THATS WHAT SHE SAID

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

got a masters degree in being ignored

when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

WWSED??? {what would sunglasses emoji do}

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

eating food while waiting for your other food to be ready