TiffeyJo

characters with no flaws are boring that’s just a fact

everyone on this post trying to point out “””flaws””” that kirby has should be absolutely and completely ashamed of themselves

kirby flaw: isn’t real therefore I can’t hug him

@octopardo

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

peter parker in the 2002 movie is fuckin…. incredible. he gets bitten by a fuckin jacked red blue spider and he doesnt say “hey someone should take me to the hospital mayhaps?” he just goes home. then the bite swells to the size of a fuckin jawbreaker but he’s like “nah i just need a nap.” then he wakes up the next day and discovers that he DOESN’T NEED HIS GLASSES ANYMORE and he has a fuckin six pack. does he flip his entire Fuck? no. he says, “cool.” iconic.

2002 peter parker had no health insurance

NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8 Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet! NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice

Final thoughts: Guns are loud and ugly and we should throw them all in the ocean

dont give weapons to the fishes theyll fuckin kill us dude