deer in the headlights

it probably feels kind of good to get forcibly shut down as a frozen computer

*with barely contained lust* my dearest friend

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

what if i rub a vibrator between our clits while we make out so we can moan and whine into each others mouths even louder

why is it suffering summer and not sex summer

i could be your whatever

if someone doesn’t do something perverted with me soon i think im gonna die

hey me and my partner saw you from across the bar we want to kill and eat you

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

sucking tongues is a romantic gesture btw