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Love Wins! I Am Sleeping With Your Wife

too many people see evolution as just animals becoming better animals when the truth is that theres a species of boar that evolved to die because its tusks grow into its skull because the males with long tusks fuck the most

You think you had a bad day cause you broke your leg? I was LITERALLY exposed to some of the most TOXIC fandom discourse in the ENTIRE Scooby Doo community so pardon me if I don’t shed a tear for your precious femur

who is that wet little beast I see off in the distance

*dips very large grilled cheese in this*

funny they call it the early bird special. when all birds are special even if they are late

I feel like I’m not connected to anyone in a deep level anymore

Wаnnа liск Norene pussy?

You only hate me cause I keep snatching you in my talons and throwing you off mountaintops

pirates really had it going on man...... high waisted skinny jean lookin ass pants........ loose fitting and often deep cut shirts........ tall boots.... the belts.... swords....... long hair a lot.......... where did it all go........

this may come as a shock to some of y'all but my content has a single-person target audience and it’s me

Me after two glasses of wine: WHOM wants to see me NAKED