CRIMINAL

“I promise I can make it fun.” Kitty grinned before she phased her arm through the nearest wall.

“That’s never going to stop being so cool,” Scott said as he watched the girl’s hand disappear into the wall, “are you just gonna fish around in there and see what you find?”

I think you’re sharing in the same anxiety as me.

I mean, maybe? If your anxiety is making you all sweat and just really wanting to hide in a corner, then I think we may be.

Oh really?

No – I think that’s very cool. Not everyone can say they’re able to do that.

Here – have a drink.

Yes please, I’ll need about, like, fifty more to get over this embarrassment.

This is a fashion emergency but lucky for us we’re in Avenger’s tower, someone should have a suit here that fits you.

Ah, man-- I don’t think I could creep around and try looking for a suit like some I Spy game.

I must say, sir, you’re doing the ladies a fan service in those jeans.

Um.... thanks? I think?

I think you’re sharing in the same anxiety as me.

Do you want to hide, because I kinda wanna do that right now. I should’ve worn my suit-- at least then I could’ve shrunk down and disappeared.

Avenger? Pretty fancy title – what can you do?

It is pretty fancy, I just got it-- went on my first official mission and everything, though I fell onto a building and couldn’t exactly get back up again.

We can make people feel awkward for not wearing denim. Make them jealous of our cool club.

Ah, man-- I love being apart of cool clubs. First the Avengers and now Denim club? This is the best time of my life.

You’re a bit of an idiot you know?

I would’ve looked like a monkey anyway, or done worse if I’d worn it-- like rip a seam in my pants bending over or something.

I learned from the best. That coffee cup trick is improving because of you.

The most essential thing to learn in lab work is how to do party tricks-- breaks up the monotony. It also lets me entertain my daughter, so that’s a perk.

No one tells an Avenger what to do or wear. Now the last I checked you were an Avenger, Scott Lang.

Steve, it’s supposed to be your big day, not mine when you remind me that I’m an Avenger. 

Don’t worry – we can be denim buddies together.

Good-- good. I definitely won’t look so bad if there’s two of us here. You do know that we can’t leave each other’s side now-- I’m gonna be stuck on you like gum on a shoe.

You–

How could you have possibly gotten something on it? I left you for twenty minutes.