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Tonight is a great reminder that American democracy isn't dead yet. It still needs our help, but we just proved we CAN fight. Don't ever roll over for Republican pricks.

#election #election 2025 #politics #us politics

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A show could be legitimately 30 years old and you still log on every day to the most dog shit takes on it you've ever seen

#this is about #er tv series #er tv show #if you even care

4 year old: can me and [2 year old brother] pretend we're twins?

Me: aww, sure you can!

4 year old: and that we STEAL MONEY.

Me: um...okay.

#kids #parenting #shit kids say #kids say the darndest things #4 year old

Just think about when I, post nuptials, found out my husband was a Homestuck fan and it legitimately took some time to process

#Homestuck #not a hater I was just on Tumblr in 2011 experiencing osmosis

Hey Dolly Parton, I have a couple quick questions about the book you just sent to my son.

#children's books #books #Dolly Parton #imagination library #hot dog #friend shaped #hot dog dies in this book RIP hot dog

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My 4 year old was listening to the Yoto Daily podcast today and they did a quiz. They asked who painted the Mona Lisa and the options were Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and Raphael. I could just see the little gears turning in his head like "you're telling me... a Ninja Turtle painted this?"

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #yoto player #yoto daily #parenting #kids

4 year old: I'm my own Ninja Turtle! Her name is TC and she has a pink mask and she loves skate parties and she has an electric sword!

Me: omg... Baby's first OC.🥹

#TMNT #teenage mutant ninja turtles #kids #parenting #TMNT OC

I showed my kid the original Ninja Turtles show, which I know absolutely nothing about.

Then Splinter started talking to me with Duncan's voice and I had an aneurysm.

#tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #dragon age #dao #duncan dragon age

shortgaything

QUICK. RB THIS WITH THE FIRST SONG LYRIC THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS POST. THAT IS AN ORDER

#raphael is cool but rude. michaelangelo is a PARTY DUDE #my 4 year old has a bit of a problem

toastyglow

the world's most decent little princess

#!!!#pyaari

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Thank you Ken! Very cool.

ticktockdearie

"Where is Ken now?"

He... He hosts Jeopardy...

dasenergi

Mister Rogers

therobotmonster

Dang, I gotta start feelin’ better about myself.

princebuffovt

#it do be like that

If there's a chapter in my kids' history book titled "The Second American Civil War" and the first paragraph starts with "On September 10, 2025, Charlie Kirk..." I'm gonna be so fucking pissed

#charlie kirk #us politics #donald trump

I'm sorry but this wording????

#charlie kirk

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At the Box Lunch store at the mall, looking at the Marvel stuff

4 year old: Was he in the water too long?

Husband: What?

4 year old: Because he's Deadpool.

#deadpool #parenting #kids #shit kids say

I was talking to my mom about my first watch of ER and in the middle I made an offhand comment to my kid about Elmo and my husband thought I was still talking about ER and he got very confused

Husband: "Elmo needs to put in a stint!"

#ER #er tv series #er tv show

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