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While this isn’t new information, I figured it would be nice to compile it all neatly together.  

Of course there are many other places you can place the pillow so that the body nicely stretches over it. But here are the main ones. 

Under the shoulders and upper back - this underrated pillow position is borderline evil. It has so many good uses. It stretches the armpits, opens up the neck, and pushes up the breasts. Soooo evil….

Under the back ribs - this one is very popular and obvious.

Under the front ribs - But what isn’t as popularly known is to put the pillow under the ribs when the person is face down. Those back ribs are so delicate and can really be sensitive on some people and this is a great way to find out…. Just how much. 

Under the hips - Again an obvious spot but… seldom used. Pro tip : use a towel. 

Flipped under the hips - this positioning also applies when the person is face down 😉

Under the ankles - An absolutely great way to ensure the feet have less wiggle room and that they can’t use the bed to lie their feet flat on. 

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