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If I had a nickel for every person I’d made my mayor arbitrarily I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

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Cannot stand people who tell me to touch grass.
Have you ever had a swarm of butterflies land on you? Hmm? I have, it was magical dude. fucking magical. I am in with my local stray cat community. Those guys love me. I didn’t know strays could be Velcro cats. They can, it is as adorable as it is annoying. I know which birds are beefing with each other in my backyard.
The grass and I are tight.
This is a ridiculous accusation.
Project Hail Mary is such a fascinating cultural artifact. It’s about a threat to the Entire World, and in response to this threat to the Entire World, all the global governments work together, the politicians listen to scientists and do what the scientists say, everybody has to make some hard sacrifices for the good of the whole and they do. It was written in 2019/2020 when the world was extremely not doing that
How hearing about Mamdani closing the 12 billion dollar deficit in New York feels

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The White House just launched a “Media Offenders” list.
On the official WhiteHouse.gov website.
Not a campaign page.
Not an RNC graphic.
The government’s actual website.
They’re listing reporters by name.
They’re accusing news outlets of “offenses.”
They’re stamping “EXPOSED” over every independent newsroom.
They built a leaderboard for “repeat offenders.”
Like journalism is some sort of crime and sport.
This is not “messaging.”
This is not “spin.”
This is state-run media targeting,
and we have never seen anything like it in the United States.
Ever.
They’re calling Mark Kelly’s PSA “follow the law” sedition.
They’re calling journalists who report it criminals.
They’re building narrative infrastructure for repressing dissent
All while a former TV host is being accused of unlawful killings.
You don’t put reporters on a government enemies list unless you’re planning to do something with the list.
This is authoritarian architecture.
And they just published it out in the open.
People still doing "do you think voting can fix this" memes when the answer to the question "when did voting last end an authoritarian regime" is "two days ago"
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I would directly handle any spider that I know is not dangerous to me
I would directly handle only spiders of a specific size
I would directly handle only spiders of a specific species or family
I would only directly handle dead spiders
I wouldn't directly handle any, but I'll use a tool (e.g. paper) to move them
I wouldn't directly handle any; I can use a tool ONLY if they're already dead
I wouldn't be able to interact with any spider, dead or alive, even via a tool
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The crux of the anti trans movement is a war on bodily autonomy. They don't want you to have any agency over what you look like, how you dress, who you date, whether to have kids, etc.
They want total control over you. Not just trans people. Not just queer people. You. Everyone.
Trans people are just a scapegoat. They want total control over everyone's self expression. They want the right to mold you into their perfect little cog in their dehumanizing machine.
Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Our rights are your rights. Our destruction is your destruction.
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I fucking hate that the general response to RFK Jr's eugenist take on autistic people is "autistic people do pay taxes, autistic people do work, autistic people do date!"
Some autistic people don't and that shouldn't make them less worthy of life. Some autistic people do need constant help and support and that shouldn't make them less worthy of life.
Once again we're falling in the right wing trap of :
They make a hateful, fascist statement
Instead of focusing on the fact that it is hateful and fascist we try to show them that they are factually wrong
We throw our own allies and the most vulnerable of us under the bus in the process
We legitimise an only slightly less hateful, fascist view as we go
They have completed their goal of making us accept the still hateful, fascist second version, hurrah. What a victory.
Right now what we're getting to with that is that autistic people who can work and pay taxes are okay, and the others aren't. Fuck this shit.
Same thing happens with the people who are being deported ("they have a visa!", "they didn't even have a criminal record!" -> even if they didn't have a visa, even if they did have a criminal record, deporting them and detaining them in what's essentially a concentration camp wouldn't be okay, you absolute tools of fascism.)
Oh my god everyone is out today says woman who is also out today.
The tragedy of my life is that I keep acquiring and displaying fetish art and having to be corrected by my friends.
Most recently, a friend came over my house and saw my computer background and went, "Wow, um, I didn't know you were into that." To which I look at the picture of the well drawn muscular female minotaur in historically accurate Greek clothing and I start geeking out about how I love the detail the artist did with the clothing and I point out the period appropriate folds and pins, how the artist even inserted the native plant that was used to dye the clothing this particular shade in the background, and even how the belt has technology AND historically accurate weaving patterns on it.
Then I start explaining how I love the muscular choices of the minotaur, that I was so impressed with the artist's anatomically correct depiction of the muscles converging into the neck. That many people get an upright cow's neck wrong because cow's don't have collarbones, so it can be very difficult to merge the upper arms and a chest of a human with a cow's body. I draw her attention to the beautiful way they've merged the pectoralis major so smoothly while also staying true to how muscular they've depicted the rest of the body.
I finish up with my thoughts on the artist's bold choice to depict the minotaur as a female, and despite the underlying themes of a minotaur being violence, child murder, strength, and muscles. I segue into how unlike bulls, cow are perceived as mothers. That they are the major source of milk in human culture, and that idyllic depictions of them in a field usually depict calves frolicking nearby, yet the minotaur kills and eats children.
I finish and there is a long pause.
"Urban, this is fetish art." and she takes me to the artist's twitter and god dammit it's fetish art, not a bold statement on cultural perceptions of women and violence throughout history. I have been tricked again.
tbh if they put that much thought and research into it and an unaware observer couldn't tell, is it actually fetish art? If it were actually fetish art, does that somehow preclude it from also being a commentary on women and violence?
Some of the boldest political and emotional messages I've ever seen came from straight up no nonsense porn. It's a setting that allows people to approach a major facet of the human experience without shame or obfuscation.
Keep in mind this is coming from an asexual person-- I don't think physical desire is some foundational keystone of life without which one isn't fully human. I think it's as morally neutral as hunger and thirst, and almost as impactful on all of human culture.
So why does the fetish cancel out the art?
Our tendency to dismiss anything associated with sex or the expression of sexual desire as frivelous and meaningless leads a lot of people to forget that pornographic art is still art.
The artist didn't just jerk off on the canvas and a beautiful minotaur appeared. They didn't spend hours researching greek dyemaking and bovine anatomy just because they were horny for muscular women. And their admiration for muscular women doesn't cease to be inherently transgressive of traditional and mainstream views of femininity just because they expressed that admiration in a sexual way.
Francisco Goya's The Nude Maja is a classical masterpiece that took three years to paint and is considered one of the greatest works of art ever made. [^] It's also porn. It was commissioned by a man-- the Prime Minister in fact-- to hang in a private room specifically for his nudes where he "often retired after dinner." It's believed the model depicted may have been his mistress.
In the political climate in which it was made, depicting a fully nude woman was extremely controversial (in fact it's considered one of the earliest western works to depict a woman's pubic hair without obvious negative connotations) especially because Goya painted her looking directly at the viewer, making her an active participant in an exchange of desire, rather than a passive object.
Eight years after it was finished, the Spanish Inquisition raided the Prime Minister's home, stole The Nude Maja and all his other paintings, and put Goya on trial for "moral depravity."
Goya, who had by then been rendered deaf by an unknown illness that may have been cumulative lead poisoning and was already sinking into the deep depression that marked his later years, escaped prosecution only by arguing that The Nude Maja followed in the "respectable" tradition of the classical nude [^^] , despite the fact that the full frontal nudity, pubic hair, direct stare, and the details that established the subject as a modern, living, literal woman, not a mythological figure or allegory-- the very features for which it was considered problematic-- were substantial departures from that tradition.
He could draw enough connections between it and a "respectable" painting in that genre by another lauded Spanish artist, appeasing nationalist egos and satisfying people that he was suitably reverent of the idealized past. Therefore, it wasn't porn. It was valuable, it was a classical nude.
To a modern viewer, it is in fact, more or less indistinguishable from any classical nude, despite the fact that when it was painted, anyone who saw it could have told you it was porn.
Today, The Clothed Maja, an almost identical but less risque painting which he created directly after The Nude Maja [^^^] is one of the paintings included in Animal Crossing: New Leaf.
Another painting included in New Leaf is Beauty Looking Back by Hishikawa Moronobu. It's an arch-typical example of the ukiyo-e genre. While far from all ukiyo-e art was erotic, it's not an exaggeration to say the overwhelming majority of it was, at the very least, intended to titillate.
The very name ukiyo-e associates the genre with hedonism, courtesans, brothels and pleasure districts. Beautiful courtesans were the most common subject. Nearly every ukiyo-e master produced explicitly pornographic work at some point in their careers. [^^^^] Beauty Looking Back is a pin up. It would have been recognized in the time it was created as something inherently sensual and referential towards sex, despite not being explicit.
And yet, it's "artistic value" (I do not like this term. The value of art is not and should not be quantifiable) is so unquestionable that Nintendo included it in arguably one of the most family friendly games in their notoriously, stringently family friendly catalog.
What is a fetish, if not a non-sexual element that inspires sexual desire?
What is fetish art, if not a depiction of these non-sexual elements intended, whether explicit or not, to arouse that same desire in the viewer?
What defines something as being outside the boundaries of "normal" sexual desire? Breasts aren't a reproductive organ, they're not inherently sexual. Neither is the ass. But they do inspire sexual desire, at least in those whose cultural back ground has taught them to associate those body parts with sex.
If feeling sexual desire because of anything that isn't genitalia is a fetish, then all erotic art-- from the most explicit adult films to those Levi's billboard ads where the models are doing their best not to wear the jeans they are advertising-- is fetish art.
So when did The Nude Maja and Beauty Looking Back stop being fetish art, and become art?
When does it stop being shameful to admire the beauty and technical skill of a creative work just because it's sexual in nature?
Is it just time? Or have we let ourselves be led into imagining the past was a land of chastity and virtue, its art inherently more valuable and firmly divorced from physical desire-- where men could paint tits all day and other men pay small fortunes to commission and purchase those tit paintings all without a single impure thought-- compared to which our modern age is debauched, immoral, deviant, degenerate?
If that Minotaur was hanging in a museum with a placard that said it was painted in the 1700's, would you, or your friend, still assume it was fetish art?
If you'd come across it in a context where you knew it was sexual, would you still have stopped to notice and appreciate the skill and the research put into the details?
This was a hell of a tangent, and if OP is the kind of person who notices period accurate historical details at a glance and the particulars of bovine anatomy to the degree of being able to make an educated statement about how well someone has accounted for the musculature whilst attaching a cow head to a human body-- probably none of this art history trivia is news to you.
The point is just this. Maybe you weren't "tricked" into seeing the art before the porn.
Maybe your friend was tricked by our deeply sex negative culture into only seeing the porn and missing the art entirely.
[^]: Though he's better known on tumblr for Saturn Devouring His Son, which I'm always delighted to remind people is not a name he gave it. It wasn't discovered until after his death, so we can't know for certain what he intended to depict. The greek myth of Zeus's father eating his children was a best guess and, imo, a way of sanitizing the disturbing nature of the image by framing it as part of the classical tradition of mythological art, rendering it allegorical and academic instead of horrifying and unexplained. It was not the first time Goya's work would rendered more palatable to conservative audiences by claiming it was part of classical tradition, which brings me back to Maja.
[^^]: Physically fighting the urge to add a rant here about fascism and "degenerate" art. Just go watch Jacob Gellar's "Who's Afraid Of Modern Art." He does a better job of it than I would anyway.
[^^^]: presumably also at the Prime Minister's request, with the intention they be displayed together and not, as urban legend likes to say, because the Inquisition forced him to. The concept of creating a clothed and a naked version of the subject so that the viewer can imagine undressing them is a tradition well preserved in commissioned pornographic art today.
[^^^^]: and I do not mean ~artistic nudes~ here. I mean fully explicit art created with the specific intention of being porn. Like I could not post them on tumblr without them being immediately taken down for violating community guidelines, regardless of their "artistic value" as historical works by globally recognized masters of the genre whose non explicit works are so well known and well loved they ended up in ANIMAL CROSSING.
I really don't understand people thinking Stoick doesn't love Hiccup. That man loves his boy so much it physically hurts him. But many seem to misunderstand him, or to underestimate how much he actually loved him.
From day one he tries, maybe not in the way Hiccup wanted or needed, but in the only way he knew how to. In the first movie he gets angry that Hiccup is outside during a raid, but it's not because he fears Hiccup making a mess (maybe a little), but because he is overprotective.
He has always been overprotective because he understood Hiccup was different, not a conventional viking. He knew he needed to approach him differently, but he wasn't sure how to.
And we can't forget he is the chief,he has a whole village to take care of. And I think that's why he let Gobber coparent, if there was someone in the village he could trust to protect his son, that was Gobber.
Of course he doesn't do it right most of the time, Hiccup is not a normal kid, in fact, he is so out of the ordinary that he would rather befriend a dragon than kill it. And that's the reason I think he fails to be the parent Hiccup always needed. He knew his son was different, but he didn't understand how different.
But there is a shift once Hiccup kills the Red Death and Berk welcomes the dragons. It's like Stoick finally figured him out. And knows he is intelligent, impulsive, and more than anything: a leader.
And he also starts seeing a lot of himself in him. And that scares him, because Stoick can win a fight by force, but Hiccup is all brains, and Stoick fears that may not be enough in the battle field.
And that's when he makes the most loving decision. I don't mean when he sacrifices himself for him, no. I mean, when he lets Hiccup leave the archipelago. Because he is not only putting his trust in Hiccup, he is also allowing him to unleash his full potential.
I think Stoick has always known Berk was never enough for Hiccup, but knowing he was going beyond the archipelago must have been the hardest decision in his life.
But he lets him, because he loves him fully, and by that point, he also understands him.
Dying for him was easy, but letting him go. Men, I bet his heart was beating painfully in his chest every waking moment.
How many days did he spend wondering how he was doing, if he was alright. What if he's dead? He would know. And if the other riders also died, he really would have no way of knowing anything.
I'm not a parent, but that kind of love, I think not even some parents can have it, feel it. I think, Stoick's love for Hiccup is so strong and powerful.
And I know Hiccup was aware. Maybe not at first, but he knew.
You’ve hit the nail right on the head. This is exactly why I’ve always seen myself in hiccup and resonated with him (and stoick) as a child. That’s how my parents love and I’ve never had the words to explain it. Thank you for laying it out so clearly <3
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yes, I use generative AI as part of my creative process
no, I don't use generative AI as part of my creative process
I should probably define what falls under the umbrella of generative AI here but I kinda don't feel like it, but like. using an image generator to make references. brainstorming by talking with chatgpt. generating images of characters as inspiration. all that kinda jazz counts. as of course does full-on using genAI to make your stuff.
remember that your vote is anonymous, so you don't have to out yourself on one side or the other when you share. I'm just curious what the spread is actually like when there's some anonymity. if you're wondering my own opinion it's in my original tags, but I'm attempting not to be judgemental in this accompanying text.
just remember that if y'all want to see how bad the genAI users get ratioed, you need to reblog it...

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POV: You’re doing a reading for someone else and realize the cards are actually not only intended for you but are also a summation of your life to current day