PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
we're not kids anymore.
dirt enthusiast
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Product Placement
if i look back, i am lost
Cosimo Galluzzi
Kiana Khansmith
KIROKAZE
shark vs the universe
izzy's playlists!
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
Three Goblin Art
Mike Driver
wallacepolsom
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@tiaturtle17
the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole
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you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”
easy. lmao
We just have one box of free time, and about a billion things to fill it with. I need a bigger box... 😆
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Motivational frog is here to cheer you on! 🙌 Postcard version will be available to mail club members!
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jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:
saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control
Peoples' desire to burn the Gävle goat isn't about them hating it. It's a "my son loved your drawing so much that he ate it" sort of a deal.
also the endless allure of arson
Oh yeah we definitely also love arson.
Look, the Long Night demands a sacrifice to chase away the dark and cold. You need a burnt offering. The bigger, the better. You can't make a giant flammable effigy and NOT give it to the gods of Winter.
A new day rises, you can do this!
The Worst Videogame Ever 🎮
applying poison lipstick to my top lip and antidote to my bottom lip for a thrilling yet ultimately benign kiss
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through sheer force of will I'm having an excellent day today
During the day it also activates for neat clouds and pretty sunsets.
Sky Alarm [Explained]
Transcript
[An object with a siren on top and marked "Sky Alarm" is seen resting on a stool. It is activated and the light on top of it is glowing. Cueball, sitting on an office chair at his desk, looks away from his laptop and is facing the device. Megan is running away from the scene.] Sky alarm: WEEEE OOOOO WEEEE OOOOO Sky alarm: There's a cool space thing happening! Sky alarm: WEEEE OOOOO WEEEE OOOOO Sky alarm: Go outside and look up!
[Caption below the panel:] I want this device.
billstan or stanbill or whatever
if bill and stan mullet-era actually interacted, bill would try to manipulate the guy and go into shock when none of his attempts are working (seeing how easily ford fell for his lies)
Resting should not feel guilty, but it can still feel undeserved somehow. Sometimes getting permission frees the mental block you had, so our cat friend is giving permission to everyone. 🙏
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LIST OF PROBLEMS THAT CANNOT BE SOLVED BY PUNCHING
ARM TIRED FROM TOO MUCH PUNCHING
CERTAIN SUDOKU PUZZLES
END OF LIST
PROBLEM ONE CAN BE SOLVED BY USING YOUR OTHER ARM?
WE ARE IN A BRAVE NEW FRONTIER
The love is actually endless but we ran out of confetti hearts. 😅
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