She's a hot mess jocking on my hotness

You can do this. You can do this. You can’t do this. You cannot do this. You hesitate by the door, swallowing. You look fine. No one knows, you’re wearing plenty of make up to cover up your scars. You look pretty, you’re fine. You give the man a little smile, hugging onto yourself and clearing your throat as you step forward. “Start with some water, thanks, sir.”

"Coming right up." He could tell by the way the other was acting, and holding himself, that he was nervous, and hiding something, though being the gentleman he is, he wouldn't push anything. He gets a frosted glass and fills it to just under the brim with water, walking back and setting it on the sleek dark oak of the bar. "Here yah' go. And, no need for the Sir, I ain't quite that old yet."

>BOYFRIEND??? Boyfriend. Yes BOYFRIEND!!

It had been a rather long day at the bar, a lot of annoying people to day, actually. Which was surprising, usually people were pretty docile around, maybe something just collectively crawled up everybodys asses at the same damn time.  He didn’t give to shits though, he was stoked to go upstairs and snuggle the fuck out of his boyfriend. He jogged up them and unlocked the door, swinging it open and calling out. “Honey I’m hooome!

And of course, one of the first things he would get to see is two near-naked androids perched on his couch, with CG grinning and kicking his legs just a bit, head in his hands. They’d already corralled the companions of the household into a spare room, ensuring there wouldn’t be any interruptions. “Hiiii Dirk!” CG calls out right back, winking at him.

Dirk pauses, and blinks. There was.. another. Of his boyfriend. Cg x2. Cg squared. Admittedly he was a bit weirded out. He looks at Cg for an explanation for his double. He doesn't really expect one though and he steps forward slowly, leaning down and giving his boyfriend a soft kiss on the lips. "Hey sweet cheeks hows it hangin'?"

(omg yes i know you texted me about it bby. but it still sounds terrible and painful. i will make sure to kiss it better.

It had been a rather long day at the bar, a lot of annoying people to day, actually. Which was surprising, usually people were pretty docile around, maybe something just collectively crawled up everybodys asses at the same damn time.  He didn't give to shits though, he was stoked to go upstairs and snuggle the fuck out of his boyfriend. He jogged up them and unlocked the door, swinging it open and calling out. "Honey I'm hooome!

(omg yes i know you texted me about it bby. but it still sounds terrible and painful. i will make sure to kiss it better.