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Fem presenting + hypomania + autism = absolutely unmatched rizz

who made headlights blue. i just wanna talk to them. have a little chat.

you either die a smart fella or live long enough to see yourself become the fart smella 😔

liquid smooth by mitski is the feminist blackpill

english people talk a lot about how dangerous australia is considering half their country is fields of stinging nettles populated solely with wasps

people who make “[insert band] 2022 tour setlist” playlists on spotify are the backbone of our society

being an older sibling is getting home drunk at the same time ur sibling is waking up for school

just confirming that you can, in fact, dream about your phone. last night i spent like half an hour in my dream trying to find a waterproof bag on amazon

“you look nice!” i am flushed, sunburned, and wearing blush, all 3 are different colours and on different parts of my face,, do not lie to me 😭

my main takeaway from heartstopper is that plagal cadences are the gayest cadence

today a friendship bracelet that i was given in high school broke and all the beads spilt through my fingers and i feel like there’s a metaphor in there somewhere

TIL there are different breeds of horses????

the feeling of walking after getting off the treadmill is god’s reward for doing exercise

every day of my life is a countdown until i get to see my chemical romance live

adulthood is just unsubscribing from 8000 mailing lists you didn’t ask to be added to

kinda feels like a yard should be 12ft. why is a yard not 12ft