Hey hon! How have you been? Looks like TDW made some people I follow abandon their blogs. I didn't like the movie either but I still hoped to find some fan support and to keep sharing fanart and fanfics. Are you still here? =(
Hi anon!
Sadly I'm probably one of those people you're talking about here. I was terribly disappointed in "Thor"-2. My RP partner lost interest and is no longer on tumblr either.
I'm not sure when I come back but I hope I will one day. I'm still reading Thor fanfics but not on tumblr.
Were you that anon who asked me what I thought about the movie? Sorry it's been awhile since I visited tumblr...
Yes, I didn't like the film at all and I can't see how it can be any other way.
Ā This is what I think aboutĀ "Thor"-2:
Me: "Thor, why so sad? It's your home, your realm. Your whole life is here. Your Dad is old and tired and he needs a replacement on the throne. You can visit Midgard anyway. Shouldn't you prepare yourself to be the King and try to make your people's lives better?"
Thor: "Nah..."
Me: "But... But in the interviews they promised us matured Thor! What about your friends?"
Thor: "What friends?"
Me: "Malekith, what's going on? What are you doing?"
Malekith: "..."
Me: "Could you tell us a bit more about yourself and your people? You seem intriguing. I'm pretty sure you could tell us a lot and we could even sympathize with you once we learned your story"
Malekith: "NO!"
Me: "...OK... Oh right! You have no time for it because there are "funny" jokes going on on Midgard and Darcy needs more time for clowning because it's the main storyline of the movie. Of course. I was just confused... you know because the movie is called "Thor - The Dark World" and no part of this title, including "Thor" part, is really there. My mistake since I haven't gotten this joke too.*Thor, doesn't it bother you that your *cough* girlfriend conveniently finds... things...? Don't you think it's getting annoying and they just probably have no other way to force her into the story after two years of "Twilight", only with an adult woman instead of an adolescent girl? I find it a bit unhealthy..."
Thor: "Nah! It's fate!"
Me: "Odin, could you tell us why you are suddenly so different? I remember you telling how proud you are of your son and other things like that... You've lived for how many thousands of years? And now it just took you two years and it's like another person with your face. You're different and illogical. I liked you before you know..."
Odin: "No comments."
Me: "Thor, your mom just died. Shouldn't you be, I don't know, a little more emotional or something? She was your mom, you know and it looks like you care more about your *cough* *cringes* girlfriend you've only known for a few days."
Thor: "Sorry, what? I got a bit distracted looking at the only person I care about - Jane."
Me: "Jane, doesn't it bother you that Thor's mum died protecting you?"
Jane: *cardboard face, open mouth and faraway look in the eyes* (just like more than a half of the movie)
Me: "Fandral, Sif, Hogun and Volstag, I hoped to see more of you in this movie. I'm not even sure I've seen you at all"
Fandral, Sif, Hogun and Volstag: "Of course we are here! We just couldn't rob Ian, Darcy and Jane of their screen time. After all they are more important characters in Thor's life than we could ever be after probably only a little more than one thousand years of friendship. No big deal."
Me: "Thor, your brother just died, one minute ago. I thought you were upset."
Thor: "Nope! Are you crazy?! Jane got a call from some guy in the only cave that has a signal we've just conveniently discovered! What can be more important?!"
Me: "Thor, where are you going, hey? It's your realm"
Thor: "Nope. I only care about Jane. She's moping because I went to Asgard for a few days to tell my Dad that I'm leaving and that he can shove his realm. I can't disappoint her any more. So what that I lost my whole family? As you could see I didn't really care about them to start with. Sorry, got to go, Jane's about to lock herself up and stop showering again, or maybe start slapping people again... like all adult, sane people do. Bye!"
Me: "Moviemakers, WTF?.."
Moviemakers: "Fuck you! Can't you see we're working! There's not enough Jane, Darcy, Ian and Midgard in this movie! And we need more jokes!"
Me: "Yeah, I see... Can I have my money for the ticket back?Ā Of course not...Ā OK... I won't make this mistake again."

















