Yikes

power move: buying out the Gucci store and pronouncing it “gucky” the whole time

soon as my fangs & antlers grow in and i learn how to open all seven of my eyes at once it’s over for u hoes

sitting on and touching warm rocks…………. now thats the good stuff…….

Are you….. A reptile ?

what are you a cop? mind your business 

my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and he was like “oh I don’t know about that, it’s just in the Chicken Little movie” 

Can someone tell me how to help LGBTQ people in Brunei without just telling me to boycott luxury hotels I already don’t go to??

Boycott Shell

Boycott Shell. Idgaf if this is boring quit scrolling and rb

Someone PLEASE add some photos I beg of you.