Not A Lion Tamer

When god closes a door I shove my sword through the gap at the bottom and swipe at his ankles

Regular person suspected of shoplifting: followed, harrassed, threatened, killed.

Trying to escape military service like: "Poison Seller, I require your weakest poisons."

it's actually so amazing she helped save the lives of the honorable men who did not wish to fight, while killing the most vile men, that is so fucking based

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

4. the character's fetish and i'm committed to portraying them with absolute accuracy

[walks thru a bead curtain into my blog]

erling haaland kill harry kane and you will be reincarnated as a monster truck

Hey it's not showing up in the rbs for some reason but this is the continuation!