Through the Eyes of Fe

its the year 2021. you download designer drug for your 3d printer off the bit torrent network. you go to get the drugs out of the printer but instead of drugs it printed a cop. Youre under arrest

@memequeenmccree @mysteryprof

Imagine being rushed into the ER and reading this as they push you through though

Okay but the T-Rex has abs drawn onto it in pen.

P90 Rex

I cant take this seriously cause it means at one point he used to be called Coach Jackman which sounds like a character in a gay porno

Hugh look younger than him but this was so cute

Me

Me when my boss gives me actual work to do

Hey? uh? just wonering what the fuck is happening. really just want to know whats going on here. i just woke up. thanks.

spider man is about to kill dj khaled for good

Dj khaled is canonically in the marvel universe

me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurde

@netflix, new idea. you can make a show called “your life” and when i click on it i can watch all the footage that the government has taken of me through my webcam and cellphone. i fucking know. i fucking

they killed her before she could finish

@&%;÷

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later