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Hey y’all, I know it’s been forever since I’ve posted on here, but I am in the tightest spot I’ve ever been in. I had to leave my job recently and I was unemployed for about a month and drained my savings. If you could find it in your heart to assist me as I try to get my feet back under me, and get out of my childhood home in the process, I would greatly appreciate it.

Volume I: There was so many characters I forgot about when going into the fic. Pete, Jac, Spencers family. I cant believe I forgot them. Pete will always be a fave because everyone hates him and it makes me laugh. The first volume was always my 2nd favorite, I think it still is. overall, the storyline isn't complicated and I like that. Ryan is such an asshole so I dont feel bad for him one bit in any of the fic. Also, I used to say that the bus crash was Brendons fault (I was 13, okay?) But Ryan was just an unstable motherfucker who truly should not be trusted to drive a vehicle of any kind.

Volume II: holy shit. I hate volume two. Not saying the writing is bad but Jesus Christ, Ryan is an asshole. bro literally stalked Brendon after he ran into him at that party like what? I had messaged a friend after finishing volume 2, saying "I'm a really nice person I never wanna make people feel sad, let alone make a whole fictional story about someone being severely depressed and unstable whilst chasing a boy then fucking his bf at the end???" and I think that perfectly sums up how I feel (and always felt) about volume two. other than the fact that I used to say that it was Brendons fault. (I was 13. THIRTEEN) it wasn't his fault. Some parts were, yeah, but it's hard to pinpoint everything that happened on one person. at the end of the day, its a good story I just Hate it (does that make sense) I love it but I hate it? it remains my least favorite purely for the pain it put me through.

Volume III: I love this volume. I always have. Sisky is amazing, we all love Sisky. I will say the iconic song/album references/jokes made me cringe a bit, though. Im not exactly sure what about this fic I always liked so much, I guess you can really see Ryans character growth and finally not be as much as a miserable fuck (he's still unstable dw) Since Ryan is less insufferable, it makes the volume more enjoyable. I like that Spencer and Ryan became friends again, I think it makes the book more enjoyable and tbh I think Spencer rly tied vol 3 together, if he wasn't part of it it would lowk suck. overall, best volume cant wait to host the throam tour where we go to hotel Chelsea then machias.

final thoughts: if I thought throam was 100% good when I was 13, Id say now that I think throam is about 85% good now. (does that make sense pt 2) this fic has sent me back into being 13 and I have been blasting some pretty. odd. (im listening to it rn as im typing this) and listening to this album just makes my life feel more simple. still a solid fic, I think it would be an amazing published book. and I think we can all agree that it would be amazing to see THROAM movies (in our dreams)

Have you waited and waited for an author to just catch your vibes and write the story for you? Well you’re in luck!

I’m taking writing commissions!

If you don’t know me from Adam, hi, my name is Charlie and I’m a slightly seasoned fic writer. I’ve been writing generalized fanfiction since I was about 12 years old (don’t ask it’s not that good) but I made my first foray into Johnlock fanfiction in 2016. Over the last three years, I have grown as a writer, independent of any interference. If you are unfamiliar with my work (which let’s be real a lot of people are) it can be found at TheThirdTemptationOfParis on AO3.

I like to say that I specialize in post-Reichenbach fics since the majority of my repertoire is made up of such fics. However, I’ve also been known to write fluff, hurt/comfort, fix-its, and VERY poor tags (I’m nothing if not honest). My most recent project, that I’ve been working on for about a year, is a post-series 4 parent!lock fic that is my pride and joy. I also hope for it to be done very soon. (Crossing my fingers). However, due to my university course rigor and deadlines, I can’t give it as much of my attention as I would like, but I still would like to be writing as much as I can.

That’s where you come in!

Currently, I’m offering fics anywhere from 100-10,000 words, broken up into different price ranges, which are:

Drabbles (100-300 words) - $15

1-2 hours (writing + 1 editing pass)

Ficlets (300-600 words) - $25

3-5 hours (writing + 1 editing pass)

Longer Ficlets (600-1,500 words) - $40

5-10 hours (writing + 2 editing passes)

Short story length (1,500-5,000 words) - $55

10-20 hours (writing + 2 editing passes)

Longer story length (5,000-10,000 words) - $100

20-35 hours (writing + 3 editing passes)

But Charlie, do you write for any other fandoms and ships besides Johnlock?

Absolutely! I have also delved into Jolto, Hannigram, Destiel, Sabriel and even Ryden. I know it’s slightly taboo to write fanfiction about real people, but most of my Ryden fics (which can be found on my pseud heartrateofmice) take place in the same universe as The Heart Rate of a Mouse by Anna Green. I have also been considering of late diving into writing Villaneve fics as well, since that ship and show haunt my waking mind. I am also open to writing almost any Sherlock ship one may have (excluding Sheriarty, Warstan, Johnlockary, and Sherlolly).

But Charlie, what kind of fics can I ask for?

Almost anything! Case fics, angst, fluff, hurt/comfort, established relationship, you name it! The only thing right now that I am not offering is smut fics. I have only ever written one smut scene in my three years of seriously writing fic. This is because I do not think I’m very good at it. This, however, doesn’t mean this is off limits in the future. I hope to grow even more as a writer throughout this experience (if it works) that I may delve into smut on my own accord in the future. I am also not a huge fan of having dark characters where I don’t think they belong. For ships such as Hannigram, Villaneve, and MorMor, dark characters are inevitable. But for any other ships I may write for, I don’t think dark characters will play a role. For that I apologize.

I also apologize for the fact that this post is a lot longer than I had intended. I just wanted to put everything out there because I don’t think many people know who I am as a writer. And that’s okay! I hope if you come across this post you consider commissioning me, and if not, spread the word along! If you know of someone who has amazing ideas, but is unsure of how to execute them, send this post their way! It will much appreciated.

(At this time I have no payment method in place seeing as I’m not sure if anyone anywhere will want to commission me. If anyone takes this offer seriously, an update will be made to this post.)

I hope to hear your amazing ideas soon!

Xxx