(in)correct THROAM

Ryan: I mean I've been doing that for the past five years but thanks for noticing.

she is! it’s all bts stuff but here’s her ao3 :) her username is still pineconepickers

Girl: Oh shi- nevermind oh my god-

ah yes my favourite character Ryden

Brendon: Why be homophobic when you could just be quiet?

Gabe: I'm a disappointment.

Sisky: Once, in Monopoly.

Brent, waking up: Well, first of all, fuck you guys-

hello sorry this took me forever to get to! i haven’t read it personally but i have friends who have and they really liked it. in terms of recommendations unfortunately i’m very out of the loop and half of what i read back in the day has probably been deleted but i have a recommendation post from my amazing spectacular wonderful friend @shes-the-smoke that i will link :)

Brendon, rushing in: Bill! I tried making spaghetti in the coffee pot and now everything's on fire!

Sisky, horrified: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

Ryan: *sprays Febreeze*

Sisky: One white chocolate mocha coming right up.

ok this isn’t hate or an attack in the slightest bc i was that old when i read throam but anna green (in a now deleted post from like 2018/2019) has asked for people under the age of 18 to not read throam given how sexual it is so uh. maybe hold off for three or so years

Brendon: Later. Now listen, you little shit-

Gabe: I'm gonna wear spandex.