the timeline guy

sometimes i feel ive got to

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run away

broke my routine so now i have to kill myself

Every time I look back on my tennaberg x courispam posts I get so embarrassed and have the urge to delete them but no. Everyone must see the depraved monster I truly am..

one of the worst things about being a writer is when you have to sit on your hands about a REALLY COOL SPOILER. and you just want everyone to know about the really cool spoiler you want them to know so so so badly but the best way for them to learn it would be to experience it and you also want them to do THAT so you’re just sitting on your hands vibrating and making a low whine while your dog looks at you with concern. and then your friends go “what’s wrong”. and you go PLEASE I NEED TO TELL YOU. and they go “oh okay so tell me”. and you go NO,

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

so tell me why i opened the fridge to grab a drink and there was a large fern in there

dropped my phone off the bed and when i went to pick it up i found another large fern sideways under the bed. what is happening.

SKYCRAB WR 6:39 WAR IS OVER WE DID IT

I've been writing a fanfic for a while but I started rereading moby dick recently and upon rereading my fic u can tell exactly when I did

Spoke will look at a bad decision and ask is anyone gonna take that and not wait for an answer

Spoke will look at a bad decision and ask is anyone gonna take that and not wait for an answer

kissin kate barlow has the best villain origin story ever put to paper. if i fell in love with a sweet man who just wanted to sell onions and show of his sick carpentry skills and they killed him for being black i think i would also snap and kill everyone involved in the most ironic way possible.