The lens of Tyler

I found out later in life that regular people just walk up the stairs

Is it illegal to kill praying mantis in New Jersey?

Maybe if you're lucky, I'll come by your house later and jaw harp you to sleep.

You ever shadow-boxed with an alligator? Well you haven't lived till you have

You could be attacked by bee pollen. That's right, not bees, bee POLLEN. Think about it.

I don't know how I got that rash. You know, I have been eating a lot of tree bark, so that might have something to do with it.

Daisy Chain, like we used to do in the Army

I'm gonna break down a tree guys. That's right, not chop, break it down. Maybe with a shoulder check

Once you've had squirrel meat, it's hard to go back.

"I've been eating a lot of garlic lately, better stand back"

Just building