ceo of simping

i haven’t had dr pepper in a week, starting to hit me hard

clown shoes squeaking as i make my way back onto the dash

that’s the second funniest post i’ll ever have on my blog

I’m hearing someone called Ruffilo ugly and I just want to ask if you’ve had your annual optometrist appointment yet

protip: if you’re still giving merch cut to venues when everyone is allowed to tour again your band needs to rethink some big things

he’s got the middle finger and everything. crush

why need an amplified kazoo when you can get the same effect by noah sticking the mic directly into the pa while they play

the first thing i saw when i opened tiktok today was a girl rolling schweeed in fucking rose petals, i’m going back to bed lmfao

i can’t believe all the weed smokers were born today