Pop Punk Problems

When you only listen to Real Friends because you have none. 

When it’s summer but you gotta continue to wear black jeans and flannels to keep up the pop punk style

The new Neck deep album. Enough said. 

When your best friend is in the back seat and your pizza is in the front

When you’re listening to a new pop punk band and you can’t tell if the singer is a boy or girl. 

When you had to trash your own house party because nobody came.

When your anchor tattoo doesn’t turn out the way you hoped

When Ben Barlow tells you to Drown your sorrow in this bottle but you have a straight edge rep to keep up.

When Broadside is going to Warped Tour but all they want to do is lay around with you and complain about the youth.

When you release a song called Winters Weather but it's Spring.

When cigarette smoke dances back through the window but you have asthma and second hand smoke kills.

When Patty Walters is indeed a chode.

When you listen to the new Sunrise Skater Kids album and continuously wonder if Jarrod Alonge is okay.

When pizza is your date on Valentine’s Day.

When you have to lie about being vegan and straightedge to fit in on the pop punk scene. 

When you can't buy a pizza because you spent all your money on band merch.

When you mispronounce Jarrod Alonge