Could've Been Worse

1. If a boy invites you over and doesn’t introduce you to his family, run. He doesn’t plan on keeping you around.

2. The first time you get your heart broken, let it hurt. Don’t try to hide the pain or get rid of it with drugs and alcohol. Let your heart hurt so it can grow.

3. If anyone says no, the answer is no. Understand that and accept it the first time.

4. Nothing ends like the movies, so don’t expect it to.

5. Go to school, do your work, do your homework, even if you don’t plan on going to college. You’ll feel a lot better when you do it.

6. Don’t forget your friends when you’re in a relationship. That’s just a shitty thing to do so don’t do it.

7. Be nice to your cashier, they’re trying their best. And tip your waitor/waitress. Most of the time that is most of what they take home.

8. Don’t let social media ruin your chances of a college education or a job. Nothing on the internet is worth that.

9. Call your grandmother every once in awhile. She probably misses you and it’ll brighten her day.

10. Try to be the happiest you can be. You only have one life so live it to the fullest.

11. Don’t let your fears hold you back from something you’ve always wanted to do. You never know if you’ll get the chance to do said thing again.

12. Never give up what you love. You will not be the same without it.

13. When some boy hurts you so bad you can’t eat from a broken heart, don’t get mad at the friend who makes you pasta and watches you eat a whole bowl. Be mad at the boy who broke you so bad you forgot how to function like a normal human being.

14. Don’t let anyone take you away from yourself. You and your happiness are your number one priority. Always.

-weight

-appearance

-intelligence (or lack of) 

-skills (or lack of) 

-weird hobbies

-friends (or lack of) 

-body

-personality

-family

So for my fellow Northern hemisphere dwellers, it’s nearly summer. That means it is probably starting to get hot. Skirt season! Hot damn!

But YE GODS, THE THIGH CHAFING. Sweat plus friction equals pain, redness, and extremely unhappy legs. If you have experienced the dreaded ‘chub rub’, you know how much it fucking sucks.

Not anymore, bitches.

Slap on a pair of Bandelettes. They come in black, white, red, beige, and brown if you want lace – and trust me, you want lace – or black and beige if you want a solid fabric like the ones pictured above. But the lace is sexy as fuck. Trust me. Go with the lace. It isn’t the horrible and itchy stuff, it’s nice.

So what you do is you measure your thigh right at where the chafing happens, right at the thickest part of your leg. You compare that to the Bandelettes sizing chart, you pick your size, and you’re off. I bought a pair (Beige Onyx, size C) and they don’t move around on me. No slipping. But also, no digging in! I can wear these for hours and they’re still very comfy.

You slide them up into position and they just… stay there. And they protect your gorgeous thighs from the ravages of summer rubbin’. 

They’re lightweight, so you don’t feel like you’re wearing a ton of extra fabric. They’re washable – handwash and hang dry, but still washable! Did I mention they’re sexy as fuck? 

SEXY. AS. FUCK.

aries: not texting back, chewing on gum really loudly, double dipping

taurus: unbalanced sleep/eating schedule, drinking too much coffee, reality tv

gemini: not letting other people finish their stories, talking too loudly, slouching

cancer: judging other people for everything, getting overly protective of friends

leo: talking during movies, not applying sunscreen regularly, spending too much money while shopping

virgo: not sleeping, reading halfway through a book and forgetting about it, not accepting help from others

libra: losing important papers, lying to parents, chewing with your mouth open

scorpio: procrastinating, leaving empty candy wrappers everywhere, sleeping with makeup on

sagittarius: chipping off nail polish, overthinking everything, correcting other peoples grammar too much

capricorn: letting others push you around, not hiding disdain towards others, skipping breakfast

aquarius: leaving clothes on the floor, never organizing school work until finals week, road rage