here have some AUs as if there aren't enough on your dash already
āi came to the gym to work out but holy god i canāt stop watching you do one armed push ups thatās so hotā au
āthis is totally awkward considering before this the only interactions weāve ever had have been casual nods to each other in the hallway but thereās a huge fucking spider in my bath tub and you seem like the friendly neighbor type please help meā au
āyouāre the only delivery person who gets to my house in any semblance of the word fast which is why i keep requesting you but you donāt believe me and tease me constantly about itā au
āokay i get it youāre a great thief and donāt want to go to jail but iām the exhausted af detective thatās assigned to catch you i stg if you let me bring you in so i can sleep iāll get you a good dealā au
"okay i get that there are no seats left in this cafe but like i am trying to read here no you cannot have this chair my feet are using it thank you very much please get out of my face nowā au
āmy parents moved me halfway across the world when we were twelve and before that we were best friends but now iām back and moving in across the hall from you so hi?ā au
āiāve been travelling a lot and somehow youāre in every single city i go to seriously what the fuck who even are you how are you doing thisā au
āweāve been nothing but friends for our whole lives but then we played seven minutes in heaven on a dare and now i think i might actually be in love with youā au
āngl i thought you were the weak one of this friend group but your whole life just went to complete shit around you and somehow youāre still acting the same so if you want to be weak you can be around meā au
āmy guitarist quit the night before the gig that could mean the big break for a band that i have put my soul into and supposedly youāre really good but i swear to god if you screw this up for me i will hunt you down and slit your throatā au
āit seems weāre the only two people in this class that actually know what the fuck is going on want to team up for this project and ruin everybodyās livesā au
āwe started arguing about which hogwarts house this one character would be in and we completely lost track of time and now youāre demanding i take you out to dinner is this a dateā au
āiām the private investigator that was hired by your ex to track you down and you totally caught me sitting outside your apartment in a rental car so hi what upā au
āi came to check out this support group but things have kind of been majorly sucking lately and you were there and i didnāt even know anything was wrong but weāve known each other for months what givesā au
āiām the lawyer helping you get custody of your daughter and oops youāre all kinds of adorable with her and also i think sheās growing attached to me is this good or badā au
āi meant to text the contact one above you in my phoneās contact list for a booty call but i didnāt realize i hit your name until i sent it so now iām just sitting here feeling those little three dots hardcore judging meā au
āwe started dating after months of sexual tension between us but then you moved across the country so now weāre trying to figure out how to make this brand new relationship work long distanceā au
āso not to be rude or anything but iāve been coming to this cemetery at this time on this day every week for fucking years and iāve always been alone up until now seriously what the hellā au
āitās the middle of the night and iām walking home alone in the dark and thereās this guy following me and heās starting to gain on me and i found this phone booth with a lock on the door and i tried to call my best friend but my hands were shaking so badly i accidentally dialed the wrong number and i donāt even know you but help meā au