#165 Said Hot Jon Rights

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

[Image description: a digital drawing of Jonathan Sims on an underground escalator. There is a lighting panel right above him casting harsh light on the wall where instead of ads there are three metal plaques with neon green eyes painted on them. They are all watching him. End ID]

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

is there literally any possibility that jonmartin is not doomed. becasue jon seems very very doomed right now (im on ep 155)

I’m sick and tired of found families we need more found toxic workplace environments

No longer allowed to help my dad in the garden because i picked up the shovel and he saw “a gleeful and cruel darkness in my eyes”

It’s at 50/50, favoring Croaker, if he doesn’t get more votes in the next few minutes they both move forward