college is making me gay

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

Dude it’s almost time to step on a crunchy leaf

Many relationships would be a lot healthier if we romanticized honest, open and direct communication instead of idealizing the idea of a partner who's intuitively in tune with your every need. You don't need someone who can read your mind, you just need someone who's willing to listen when you speak.

I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up.

do you hear me thinking about you?

my sexual fantasy is for someone to look at me and feel that with me they have everything they want

i have a soft spot in my heart for people who notice the little things

can’t wait for spotify wrapped to tell me that i’ve listened to the same three songs all year but in a fun powerpoint graphics kind of way

Damn this is such a good song let me play it 78 times an hour until i hate it