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Analog horror series about your friend getting a boyfriend

‘Nuclear Family Month’ is so funny as a concept. I have never seen a nuclear family worth celebrating.

The Addams

I may in fact be stupid

It’s okay. Understanding the enemy (the concept of a nuclear family) is the first step to defeating it.

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

Happy pride month to him

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

volunteering in your local community is the most intelligent drum and bass thing you can do

DON'T announce your crimes, idiot

The purpose of my pervious posts on this matter were a distraction from my true plan to dig a big hole underneath the street pole in the sewer line and pull the entire sign underground like buggs bunny sucking down a carrot

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

Cute little rainbow heart for pride month tumblr but how about you stop disproportionally banning trans women and marking sfw queer posts as mature

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

Talking about recession indicators at this point is like going "I think we might have hit something." When the Titanic is fully vertical.