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@thistlewhiskey
Proud o' my lads n' my people. Mon Scotland!

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“I’m no..” Lips smiled into the kisses along her cheekbone, enjoying the attention and confirmation. Deep down he’d rather be known for being gentle, kind.. loving even, but Hugh had been many things to many people over the years. There were definitely things he’d tangled with that could have been considered badass. “I dinnae mind it so much so lang as ye say I am though.”
With a wink he stepped aside, a hook of his finger catching her waistband with a little tug.
“It’s no much but it’s clean the noo, I can fetch oot new bedsheets. We can git chippy awn the way if ye want.. unless yer no feeling that kindae hungry.”
"You're a lot of things, big man, badass is just one of them." Hugh was a good man for nuzzling into. Something about him was warm, all-encompassing like a blanket, and safe as well. She'd quite happily crawl into his arms and not leave for a very, very long time.
She chuckled at the little tease, following with uncharacteristic obedience.
"I think that sounds wonderful, Hugh, frankly I could do with something to eat. Sorry if that slows your roll a bit." She has no intention of letting up on the affection though, and takes his arm warmly.
Securing her hand in the crook of his elbow he placed his leather clad hand atop hers, an old habit, one of many he’d not cared to break. Escorting her towards the door he manouevred them expertly around a few of the more inebriated patrons before the chill Edinburgh air swelled their lungs.
“I’m ne’er gonnae say no te scran fer the clamshell. I’ll need plenty o’ energy after awl.” A wink, a smirk, and they were on their way, up the royal mile, winding his way over cobbles as he had thousands of times before in various states. Tonight was a good night, he had a lovely lady by his side and his belly was soon to be filled.
“How did yer set go? Sorry I cednae mek it te watch, Paddy wed ha’e boxed my ears if I left work early again..”
dietrologie:
“Uh—Romano, obviously,” Cici has both a hand on his hip now whilst the other is weakly gesturing in front of him. Was he not clear enough?
“I like your enthusiasm! Your muscles seem good enough to help me take Romano in a fight. Two against one is good. I might be able to convince someone else to help us. Should I bring my rapier?” A gleam of brilliant genius and inspiration suddenly lights his entire face. “We should have a duel! That’ll teach that inconsiderate asshole a lesson. And uh, welcome you into the family or… yeah.”
Wait.. what?
Brows furrow, trying to work out this new turn of events. It’s not difficult to confuse Hugh and he’s not really sure why he would be fighting Romano. In fact his whole being has been offered in the man’s protection. Wait! That had to be it!
Stepping forwards he takes Cici’s hand, his expression earnest and filled with love for Romano.
“I promise ne’er te raise a hand te yer brathair in violence. I mean I mite clobber him wit my thistle but ne’er my fist. I promise ye I’ll treasure him and keep him safe.”
Yeah, that had to be the test he was meant to pass.
dietrologie:
Che? Eh? Scusa?
Nothing short of abject bewilderment painted over Cici’s face. The little glint of determination quickly dimmed into confusion; one of his eyebrows quirked up, and the corner of his lip curled as his mouth dropped open slightly.
Looking between Hugh’s expression and the hands gripping his, an audible strangled noise pushed itself out of the Italian’s mouth before he shook his hands free.
“What? No—what the fuck? I don’t want to hear you profess your love to him in front of me… oh my god, that’s so gross. No—no, no, I am serious about asking for you help to fight him. Marriage is about teaming up with your future brother-in-law to avenge him. Also, can you two like, legally get hitched in Scotland? Italy is a no-go.”
“...”
Hugh was definitely missing something here, something -important-. What it was.. was beyond his ken. Emerald eyes slowly looked the Italian up and down, not even hiding the fact he was weighing him up.
“I mean.. if ye n’ he are fitin’ that’s probably some family shite I shouldnae git involved wit..”
After all he wouldn’t appreciate Romano trying to step in between him and Arthur.. or Finn.. or Dylan.. or any of the other cunts in his family bush. That said he wasn’t sure he’d not throw a fist or three if he saw -anyone- punching Romano.
“Aye, ye can git married in Scotland as tae fellas as o’ 2014.. n’ almost a decade afore fer civil partnerships..”
“Jist let me feel like a badarse fer a second.”
Hips cocked against the table, all self assured charm as he posted up and gathered her into his frame. Arms lazily curled around her hips, inviting her to stay but lacking insistence.
“I mean.. we can go back te mine.. if yer awl finished. Or te yers if it’s more te yer taste.”
Despite his station in life, his flat.. was.. rustic on a good day, but it had a couple of beds and a fridge, what more did anyone need?
"You already are a badass, Hugh, I don't know why that'd ever be in any doubt."
She seemed not to have any inclination to leave the circle of his arms, nor for her mouth to travel too terribly far away from his face, and thus if he moved it seemed she was quite sure to follow.
"I'm good for leaving, and your place sounds lovely." Particularly given her place was inevitably hotel rooms, given her lifestyle. She didn't mind, but most people were a little more comfortable in their own place.
“I’m no..” Lips smiled into the kisses along her cheekbone, enjoying the attention and confirmation. Deep down he’d rather be known for being gentle, kind.. loving even, but Hugh had been many things to many people over the years. There were definitely things he’d tangled with that could have been considered badass. “I dinnae mind it so much so lang as ye say I am though.”
With a wink he stepped aside, a hook of his finger catching her waistband with a little tug.
“It’s no much but it’s clean the noo, I can fetch oot new bedsheets. We can git chippy awn the way if ye want.. unless yer no feeling that kindae hungry.”
“I dinnae ken aboot hero, cemmin’ in here stealin’ kisses.. more like a villian..”
There was a mischevious twinkle in emerald eyes as he pulled her close, paying no mind to other patrons in the pub, after all it was a brave person who took issue with him. Enhaling her scent, a warm kiss pressed to her brow, welcoming her embrace and the delightful things it brought.
“Ye after jist a wee kiss n’ cuddle?”
"I don't think it's stealing if I offered."
She's nuzzling into his neck almost sweetly, or it would be if her lips weren't nipping at his skin here and there, promising sweetness if there was time for such.
"Well I'll take what I can get, Hugh, I'll tell you that. If that's all you're up for it's fine, but if you'd like to get out of here..."
She grins and gives him another kiss, deceptively chaste.
“Jist let me feel like a badarse fer a second.”
Hips cocked against the table, all self assured charm as he posted up and gathered her into his frame. Arms lazily curled around her hips, inviting her to stay but lacking insistence.
“I mean.. we can go back te mine.. if yer awl finished. Or te yers if it’s more te yer taste.”
Despite his station in life, his flat.. was.. rustic on a good day, but it had a couple of beds and a fridge, what more did anyone need?

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@thistlewhiskey
-The contact is instant and urgent, pressing lips to hers. Lips part, offering more, offering her whatever she wanted to take from him. Thick fingers slide into her hair, leather warm as it scrapes gently over her skull, able to encompass her with one hand.-
She was a little surprised that her childish demand had gotten any response at all, but Hugh was welcomed indeed as she placed her arms around him, leaning into his muscular frame, reveling in his scent and indeed taste as she took him up on the tacit invitation to deepen the kiss.
"My hero."
“I dinnae ken aboot hero, cemmin’ in here stealin’ kisses.. more like a villian..”
There was a mischevious twinkle in emerald eyes as he pulled her close, paying no mind to other patrons in the pub, after all it was a brave person who took issue with him. Enhaling her scent, a warm kiss pressed to her brow, welcoming her embrace and the delightful things it brought.
“Ye after jist a wee kiss n’ cuddle?”
@thistlewhiskey da qui
He blinks rapidly a few times, head cocking to the side as he attempts to recall the last few seconds and whether he mentioned anything about... terms. Cici nods in hesitation while he rubs his face with his hands. "Okay, cool. So in return for you getting him out of my hair I'll back you up in a fight against him. Eccellente. His weak points are his armpits and back."
dietrologie:
“Uh—Romano, obviously,” Cici has both a hand on his hip now whilst the other is weakly gesturing in front of him. Was he not clear enough?
“I like your enthusiasm! Your muscles seem good enough to help me take Romano in a fight. Two against one is good. I might be able to convince someone else to help us. Should I bring my rapier?” A gleam of brilliant genius and inspiration suddenly lights his entire face. “We should have a duel! That’ll teach that inconsiderate asshole a lesson. And uh, welcome you into the family or… yeah.”
Wait.. what?
Brows furrow, trying to work out this new turn of events. It’s not difficult to confuse Hugh and he’s not really sure why he would be fighting Romano. In fact his whole being has been offered in the man’s protection. Wait! That had to be it!
Stepping forwards he takes Cici’s hand, his expression earnest and filled with love for Romano.
“I promise ne’er te raise a hand te yer brathair in violence. I mean I mite clobber him wit my thistle but ne’er my fist. I promise ye I’ll treasure him and keep him safe.”
Yeah, that had to be the test he was meant to pass.
@thistlewhiskey da qui
He blinks rapidly a few times, head cocking to the side as he attempts to recall the last few seconds and whether he mentioned anything about... terms. Cici nods in hesitation while he rubs his face with his hands. "Okay, cool. So in return for you getting him out of my hair I'll back you up in a fight against him. Eccellente. His weak points are his armpits and back."
“Aight who are we fitin’?”
Hugh is down, he’s so down. This man is going to be his brother after all and he wants to make a good impression. Want to wrestle Germany to the floor? Hugh’s here. Want to drop kick America? No concerns that he could get his arse kicked.. he’s going to throw down to protect his new family. Already he’s rolling up the sleeves of his rugby shirt, getting ready to get his fite on.
I heard he said yes! Congratulations!
Thanks Darlin'! -Is going to grab his nephew up and crush him to his chest.- I mean.. we're no plannin' te git married verra soon but.. I feel like e'erythin's how it ought te be the noo. I mean both bein' men I guess it disnae matter who asks who but.. didnae sit rite wit me that I hadn't asked.
I guess congratulations are in order. I never expected you to get engaged again but here we are. [she pauses and awkwardly looks around] Hmmm—I guess that I need to watch how I act around you now? No more flirting even though it will be difficult because I do still have a massive crush on you [looks down and blushes awkwardly as she declared that she has a crush on the Scot] — So, congratulations and I hope that he makes you happy.
"Aye, te be honest.. I didnae think I'd be here again. I thought I wis done after Alfie but.." Broad shoulder's lift and fall, a little grin bursting over handsome feature. "I'm engaged, no ded.. I can appreciate the sight o' a lovely lassie.. jist.. gottae be respectful te him, rite?" For a second his thumb brushes the underside of the ring, his expression softening. "Aye.. aye he dis mek me happy.. n' I wisnae sure I wis gonnae e'er find that."
"Like they say when one door closes another one opens. You have managed to find love again with no other than a Romance nation." She answers as she confidently relaxes back into her chair unfazed about her declaration that she has a crush on the handsome Scot. Her gaze lifts to him, her blue eyes narrowed as her lips curved into a small grin, "And I appreciate the sight of a handsome gentleman so it works both ways but our main priorities should always be our significant other so I am okay with kind words and playfulness but nothing else. I hate to enrage two Romance nations due to infidelity." She chuckles, slightly nervously but still sounding confident.
“Aye well..” A hand lifts, ruffling the short strands at his nape. “I dae ha’e some kindae.. thing fer them..” Romance nations made him weak, it was something he had tried to actively avoid.. and had made him suspicious, but fortunately Romano had managed to temper his more flighty habits.
“Ye dinnae want te be in the middle o’ that square aff fer sure. I mean.. awl that passion..” Hugh hadn’t seen Romano truly angry, they’d not even really bickered.. which was unusual because they were both prone to being hot heads. “I mean I’m a dumb cunt but I’m no that dumb.. I’d no throw away the best thing that’s happened te me fer.. any reason.. so lang as I ced help it.”

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"I don't need to say anything, right? Something something about my brother, something something about—again—my brother, your fiance or whatever. Like, I can just skip saying anything, yes?"
For a moment there's evident thought going on in the Scotsman's head. Brows furrow and he tries to follow the stream of words. If he'd just found out his brother was engaged to some wild Scotsman.. he was sure he'd have a few things to say.. like.. 'I'll fuckin' chib ye if ye hurt him'. Or 'I ken where ye live' in a threatening enough manner it would make him seem capable of -anything-. Yeah Hugh would give them the steely stare. Ok, he understands. With a firm nod he leans towards the Italian.
"Aye, I hear ye.. n' I agree te yer terms."
I guess congratulations are in order. I never expected you to get engaged again but here we are. [she pauses and awkwardly looks around] Hmmm—I guess that I need to watch how I act around you now? No more flirting even though it will be difficult because I do still have a massive crush on you [looks down and blushes awkwardly as she declared that she has a crush on the Scot] — So, congratulations and I hope that he makes you happy.
"Aye, te be honest.. I didnae think I'd be here again. I thought I wis done after Alfie but.." Broad shoulder's lift and fall, a little grin bursting over handsome feature. "I'm engaged, no ded.. I can appreciate the sight o' a lovely lassie.. jist.. gottae be respectful te him, rite?" For a second his thumb brushes the underside of the ring, his expression softening. "Aye.. aye he dis mek me happy.. n' I wisnae sure I wis gonnae e'er find that."
sometimes I think about working out and making myself muscled again, but that's sooooooo much work
Ye look great as ye are? I mean no e'erywan can look like this.. -Pulls up his rugby shirt to flex his abs.-
[OHHHHH SWOON] [He's going to try and touch those handsome abs]
-Catches his hand and kisses his knuckles, knowing he’s about to get groped otherwise.- Sorry Darlin’ I’m aff the market.
sometimes I think about working out and making myself muscled again, but that's sooooooo much work
Ye look great as ye are? I mean no e'erywan can look like this.. -Pulls up his rugby shirt to flex his abs.-

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Jules was easy to find the next morning, still sleeping cuddled into the guest bed, even as the sun was already shining through the window.
Hugh was up before the sun and out into the world was light crested the horizon. If they were anywhere slightly more rural he might have indulged in a different kind of hunter-gathering, but as it was he'd managed to return from Tescos with his stash before Jules had even woken. From the kitchen downstairs there was the faint hum of some old folk song, tuneful and light as the Scotsman made some scrambled eggs and salmon. A light breakfast would probably be best, he could make a proper fry up after he'd taken Jules around a distillery.
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thistlewhiskey:
Look at this fucking fancy bread. The Scotsman had lanced it with a fork and was trying to toast it over an open flame. The toaster would normal habour any toast situation but he’d picked up something baguette adjacent and was trying to brown it in the best way he knew how. Despite the obvious potential danger of setting his kitchen alight he was still humming to himself contentedly.
Fortunately he heard Jules approaching and turned the gas off, putting the half toasted tiger bread on a plate before buttering the heck out of it.
“Mornin’ beautiful.”
And he looked indeed, hugging Hugh from the back as he was suddenly quite awake. He could get used to waking up like this… “Well, would you believe that, this is the fanciest bread I’ve seen in about a decade.” He chuckled lightly. “Morning, Prince ~” He took a short look around the kitchen, smiling before he took a step back again. “All this effort for me, I’m flattered! Let me at least make the coffee, though, alright?”
“I’d rather ye kept hangin’ awn Princess.”
There’s a small smirk as he spoons salmon and scrambled egg onto the hot, buttered tiger bread. Being hugged from behind was one of his favourite things, though honestly any sort of physical affection was the best sort of affection.
“Ye mustnae ha’e seen much bread.. no bin te Germany recently?” A thick brow lofts before he sets down two large mugs for Jules to make coffee.
“I reckon we’ll head awp Loch Lomond today, see the first distillery. Meks sense te no dae tae much travellin’ in a day, we can go north after that.”
[ Romano ] Today was a semi-lazy cleaning day and he wanted to get his living room done leisurely while washing the dishes. So, not thinking much of it he set the roomba out to go about its electronic business.
There was something terribly amiss in the living room. Some fae bullshit was gobbling the carpet. Hugh had spotted the Roomba almost immediately, growling and chewing.. and bereft of his dirk.. and the majority of his clothes he'd picked up a broom and was hunting the creature, bristles raised and ready.
"Falbh!"
As the Roomba reached the edge of the room it turned and started back towards him, making him jump back and yell at it.