jesus CHRIST. started the new ccod and lavonte and hj are being so gay right off the bat
“i think lavonte and hj have done this dance before”
the soft music is killing me. this is such a change in mood from the past episodes
“i’m gonna punch hj as hard in the face as i can” gay “you should have cracked me in the front teeth with your scepter by now”
“i need you to wake ME up. Alright? because i feel asleep right now” this is just. oohhhh
“leaning into HJ a little bit… […] i think you just notice that there’s a flush to HJ.” spits out my drink
“HJ is choosing to push blood through his system” HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO MAKE IT GAYER
“your cheeks are rosy.” oh my fuck
they’re all trying so hard not to laugh
imagine if brennan was like “no its not about ssris.” nah ally, he just decided you were gay
“do you want to go to the co-op with me” i can choose to interpret this as a date
“do you remember what you told me when you turned me?” LORE DROPPP “You told me we were gonna drink the blood of Caine and go fight each other to the death on top of the golden gate bridge” i love everything about this scene. the HISTORY
“I STILL WANT THATTT,” this shifted immediately back into old married couple
