TG

THOUGHT SMOKED SALMON WAS WHERE YOU ROLL A FISH LIKE A A CIGARETTE AND SMOKE IT THAT WAY

The upside to the adhd forgetting that you made yourself a drink thing is thinking to yourself “man I could go for a drink right now” and looking to your right and seeing a drink has appeared there. Thank you, past me. I lost you somewhere but you have still provided.

another history making marvel post I never see anyone talk about is “so is nobody helping blade kill all those vampires”

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

Yeah okay this is going on main

Thistlecat

I feel like I started passing much easier when I stopped trying so hard to pass, if that makes sense. Cis women are rarely perfectly feminine either, and people pick up on insecurity. Just act confident, strut around like you own the place, and people will be much less likely to question. You'll just be some woman who happens to be tall.

if you really think about it. bobobo is moe

God I love slepyng after mete vpon soft beddes