Thistle!!!

Amazing what joys killing baby puppies can bring!

My "friends" keep putting the peter griffin vs deadpool rap battle on when they have to go do things to keep me distracted. How do I break free from this spell?

Girlfriend autistically showing off her transformer collection to me. Yeah. I've won at life.

Rap.... bat-tle.... Peter Griffin... versus... Deadpool

They should teach about the removal of Crazy Frog's penis in schools

The government wants to tell you that your puppy cannon launching competition is not a "recognised sport" and is instead "animal cruelty"

Does a little spin. Does a little spin. Does a little spin. Does a little spin. Does a little spin. Does a little spin. Does a little spin. Does a little spin. Does a little spin.

It's pride month walter. you know what that means.

I'm going to kill your family with rocks. That's right, not just any family, YOUR family, and you should take pride in that little factoid.

Sorry for the false alarm guys, global warming isn't actually real I just really like eating ice!

The snarfling beast has moved into the corner of my room. Occasionally, he runs out and snarfles at me, but I just snarfle back louder and he scampers off. What a total bitch.

I'm taking up the role of number one squiggler fan on this website. If any other squiggler enthusiasts would like to argue with that, feel free to contact me at [email protected]