i wanna be yours

I’m an actress. I only recently got put on the main cast.

Oh, what show are you in?

Can’t say I actually watched it. I’ll take your word for it, though.

Count that as a blessing. So um, what do you do, you were talking about working and stuff.

Kim’s sex tape probably pulls in all the male attention. I’d look it up to check you on their father, but you haven’t pissed me off, yet.

Kim's sex tape was horrible, one of the worst things I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of bad shit.

Good! People tend to like that kind of thing. Why else would the Kardashians be famous?

Well other than their father being famous, their stepfather being famous, i think he is anyway, and Kim's mediocre sex tape, I don't know why they would be.

I’ll just keep you around to make me feel better about myself, then.

I'm great at making people feel better about themselves, actually.

You should, I’m very likable. I’m Alice. At least your good for something? 

Nice to meet you, Alice. Well not really something, I'd probably vomit before I could stitch anyone up.

I say you fuck up their cars just to get a reaction.

I like you. I'm Justin, by the way. I'm really lame and boring but I know how to give some pretty mean stitches.

For being rich, people can be surprisingly cheap.

They're cheap and dicks. Like I could easily walk away and leave your car broken and you could have to pay hundreds of dollars to get it fixed on your own.

What do you do?

I dabble in a bunch of different things. I mostly just have my dad ask his coworkers if they need help with anything at their house or what ever and it seems like they wait for everything to go to shit. And you would think working for a shit load of doctors I would make a decent amount of money.

I mean, I’m doing what I love. It’s just all day now which is incredibly tiring. I used to have to work every other day, if that.

I honestly don't work as much as I'd like, but when people do call me in for work it's like I don't get any sleep for days.

Having an actual job is tiring.

Jobs are the worst.