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wilhelm: top 30 reasons why willie is sorry... number 5 will surprise you! simon: top 30 anime deaths. number 1: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

wilhelm: can you keep a secret? simon: do you know anything about my life? wilhelm: no i do not. good point.

simon: i told willie his ears flush when he lies. sara: why? simon: look. simon: hey willie! do you love me? wilhelm, covering his ears: no. sara:

august: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE sara: anything, honestly, but a--holes especially august, desperately, as sara bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE sara: oh! b positive. august: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE sara:

alexander: would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? august: you stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. sara: you can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. august: good thinking.

simon: here’s a fun christmas idea. we hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. felice: simon no. wilhelm: mistlefoe. felice: please stop encouraging him.

sara: what if I press the brake and gas at the same time? august: the car takes a screenshot. felice: for the last time, get the f--k out.