Going Out in Style

Why do the best ones die? 

Did you see this guy that got hit by lightning?

Dave Attell - The Unfuckables 

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I don’t know… I’m a mess. (x)

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I still remember that night, it was the Fourth of July; Still engraved in my mind and I’m not surprised.

I am thinking it’s a sign That the freckles in our eyes Are mirror images and when We kiss they’re perfectly aligned And I have to speculate That God himself did make Us into corresponding shapes Like puzzle pieces from the clay

Pull the anchor and go headed for the come what may?

This is probably one of the funniest jokes The Simpson’s have ever made. A community college course by Dan Harmon on “TV Writing,” and how it needs “to be a circle.” Not only are they parodying Dan Harmon’s obsession with The Hero’s Journey writing formate but they’re also mocking his other show, The Community for being cancelled and then uncancelled again. I busted out laughing this is great.

Brian Fallon - Tin Pan Alley

I never did get along well with everybody else

He told me that these girls were easy