idk

my mind is plagued by homosexual thoughts

imagine you’re a massive dream anti and you are watching his face reveal only to see it’s your cousin Clay that you haven’t seen in like two years

the year is 2064 and everyone is assigned an emoji at birth to decide which social class you’re in. your ninth most recent emoji is your assignment. mine is 🚨

the only fight between bi and gay people should be play fighting before falling in love

fighting demons (thoughts & embarrassment about self expression)

they should just put random people’s faces on money

like when you get your picture taken at  the DMV there’s a chance you’re the 5 dollar bill now

puzzles? i mean if i found a secret cave type thing with puzzles yeah no i would definitely die from that

…ok jokes aside real people cannot be queerbaiting. you guys know that right.

grabs you guys by the shoulders. you are aware real living people simply interacting with each other is not and cannot be queerbaiting right.

family appalled that their very quiet well behaved mature child who never caused any problems has grown up and turned out to have many many problems. more news at 8!