I absolutely need everyone to reblog this right now. This is an offline browser meant to read Homestuck as it was intended, with Flash.
This project is absolutely BIG and the person behind it BIGGER, and you guys have no idea how glad I am to have a complete Homestuck archive right at hand that also has stuff like The Baby Is You and Humanimals among so much more. Like what?? It’s the real MSPA.
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Also, all the content is less than 4GB? I’d think it’d be way more heavy. You can even save it on a USB and you’ve got the entirety of Homestuck and MSPA in your hands…
okay so I know Homestuck is a meme and all, but like - it is absolutely no kidding one of the most influential works of the last fifteen years? Undertale is fucking massive for an indie game and got the kind of critical accolades that last and inspire all kinds of imitation, and it was started in Homestuck’s author’s garage - its most iconic song was also used in Homestuck for crying out loud. Two of the 2019/2020 Hugo and Nebula nominees for Best Novel, including the Hugo winner, are by former Homestuck fic authors who are open about the fact. I can recognize threads from Homestuck, and, more than that, from those authors’ specific interpretations of Homestuck, in both. Neither the Hugo nor the Nebula are small potatoes! Both those books are going to impact SFF in their own right; it’s gonna ripple out from there. I can name at least three other books published through major houses whose authors spent time in Homestuck fandom. This is just off the top of my head.
I am being one hundred percent sincere when I say that when if we lose Homestuck to the digital decay of Flash, we lose a modern landmark in SFF and experimental fiction. It’s worth grabbing a copy of your own, and this is a service to the world that’s been done here. I’m not joking.
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It's a bit late but it's still Jason's birthday somewhere on earth 🥺🙏
Part 7 zombie Jason is amazing, I like this scene that there are some balloons in the room with him.
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WARNINGS: Pierrot just being adorable / Yandere behaviour / Slight suggestiveness / The Freak Circus is for 18+ only, Neko has expressed this multiple times please respect Neko's wishes and go away if you are under the age of 18.
Harlequin / Doctor / Ticket Taker / Jester / Columbina
Pierrot would honestly do anything for you. He would go to hell and back to make you proud of him, and would gladly go to any means necessary to get you what you wanted. In most cases he doesn’t even hesitate to do something. If you say jump he’ll ask how high, type of situation.
I view Pierrot as a full fledged hand holder. There is something so intimate to him about holding your hand. They’re so much smaller compared to his and he can completely wrap one of his hands around both of yours. Sometimes when you are cold, he’ll use his hands to warm yours keeping them cocooned in his. If you ever need to get through a large crowd around the circus, Pierrot will hold your hand really tightly and help guide you through (well more like push people of of your way but yk, same thing)
Is a bear hugger. Every damn time he sees you, the first thing he does is tackle you and just swing you around with the tightest damn grip you swear he’s gonna break your back. Poor guy is just so happy to see his darling.
Speaking of hugs, if you allow him to stay the night with you he will flop on you with almost all his weight just like in the game. Why need a blanket when you have him to keep you warm. Surprisingly enough though, unlike his hugs, you can actually move around when he’s cuddling you in bed like this, if you need to get up, it's easy enough to just move his arm and ur free. Though he may follow you. And by may I mean will, he will follow you.
Pierrot sometimes doesn’t realise his own strength. He is VERY aware of how easily he could harm you, but sometimes his excitement and passion gets the best of him and he unintentionally can be a bit too rough when grabbing you. It's very rare, but it happens. And every time it happens even if you are in no pain or don’t even make notice - he will and just becomes a melting puddle of guilt.
This man is FASCINATED by cartoons. If you ask him why, he won;t know. But anytime you put on an animated show, he is sitting in front of the TV staring, unblinking at the screen. If there's music he’ll start popping or swaying along with it. If it's a rerun of a show you’ve shown him before, he’ll start quoting the show.
He once started quoting Bluey to you. Pierrot watched Bluey, the entirety of Bluey. According to him, an episode came on randomly when you were sleeping and he was fiddling with the TV and it hooked him. (this isn’t because i like Bluey. Shut up! it's a good show! Made me cry man that damn space episode… THEIR DOG CUBES WHY IS IT SO EMOTIONAL)
Pierrot can cook we all know this, if you ever wanted him to make you something he is ON IT! If he doesn't know how to make it, teach him! He would love nothing more than to learn from you, his beloved.
Breakfast in bed has become a tradition for him. If you allow him to stay with you or you join him in the circus, he will make you breakfast in bed as a surprise thank you gift for making him so happy. It was just supposed to be a one time thing, but the look on your face - the sparkle in your eye and the pure delight as you dig into the beautiful breakfast he made you, it became a very common thing. Sometimes he would ask you the night prior if you wanted anything in particular for breakfast in the morning.
Never request cereal from him though - he will take offence. I don’t make the rules.
It is no secret that Pierrot is possessive. He follows us around from the shadows and is practically steaming from the ears if someone even looks at us with minor attraction. The few scenes in the official game shows us enough of just how bad he can actually be. Sure the Harlequin one was fair - but what the hell did this guy do to make DOCTOR scared of him?
As a result this makes him incredibly protective - Somehow Pierrot is always right there the moment you need him every single time. Someone being rude to you? BOOM he’s there; Did you trip up the curb? Oh look he’s caught you; Walking alone at night and feeling scared? Wow look now you can hold his hand! It's not because he stalks your every movement nooooooo.
Pierrot has really bad anger issues. Whilst he never shouts or has outbursts of anger: when alone he will break EVERYTHING in sight, whether by his own hands or throwing knives, something is getting broken. If it's feeding time, he will become almost feral when consuming his food. He will NEVER allow you to see this side of him - ever it would break him. As such he can never allow himself to be mad around you. Granted he won;t ever get mad AT you, he doesn’t have the heart for it to last more than a second. But other things irritate him to no end - a certain green goblin especially.
He loves taking pictures with you. Digital or polaroids, he constantly wants to make memories with you to just cement your face and being into his mind like a stone carving. So a photo is a great way to start! On your first official date, you asked to take a photo with him to remember the moment. He asked if you could make him a copy to keep, which you did. He now keeps that specific photo on his person at all times. He has so many more, but this one in particular he cherishes.
If it wasn't for his horns, Pierrot loves to be pet, it makes him feel like he did a good job. But unfortunately his horns prevent him from allowing you to pet him. Poor thing is too scared you’ll run if you find out the truth. So he instead will let you rub his back whilst he nuzzles your neck, it's the closest thing he can get.
In order of most trusted to least trusted, if Pierrot had to leave for any reason, this is the order of how much he trusts someone to watch over you: Just take you with him (if safe); Ticket Taker, Jester/Doctor (depends on his mood); By Yourself; Your friends; Strangers; Satan; The depth of the abyss; Harlequin.
You could trust Harlequin, hell you may even view him as a friend - But to Pierrot, the world would burn first before he willingly trusted Harlequin alone with you.
Do you think they’d insist that you keep their cum in you? I do and honestly? Hot.
Pierrot has a knot, so it's a Bit non-negotiable when he fucks into you like a crazed beast. Babbles about how you look while you're full of him.
Harlequin prefers cumming On you rather than in you, aiming for your chest and mouth. Another way of marking you as his.
Doctor doesn't insist, as he likes to see how your body naturally reacts no matter what he does. But also likes thigh fucking, as he knows he's a Large Man, and enjoys seeing your thighs and stomach covered.
Ticket Taker is the one to make you try to keep it in. If he cums in you, he'll chastise you for wasting it when he pulls out. You should be lucky he even fucked you at all.
Jester will keep himself within you, thrusting shallowly to keep it in. Whispers how sweet you'd look full of his eggs.
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