This Gauche Life

At orientation dinner for work, there was corn hole/ bags. The epitome of summer fun. Losing, I decided to throw overhand and switch up my strategy (Yeh know, try to get my shit together). 

This was my mistake. 

I would like to reiterate that I HAD ONE DRINK...

The bag I threw managed to hit our DIRECTOR in the back of the head and also knock a guy’s drink out of his hand spilling glass everywhere. Really, it was impressive how I managed to do that, but also one of the most embarrassing moments of my life. 

Everyone saw. 

I’ve never had all the cheat codes or the power-ups that let you breeze through this strange game we call life. 

I was, what you call in middle school, a triple threat. 

That’s right. I had it all. Including glasses, braces, and some serious acne. And all of them worked together to only further awkward my life as I continually got myself in some sticky situations. 

With this blog, I will share my gauche and funny stories.