DAZED, REELING, ABOUT TO BREAK.

ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

I dont want to fuck anymore.

death of an era

i know this is pretty contradictory to bethesda game design but imagine how much ass it would kick if there was like a fully fleshed out martial arts system in an elder scrolls game

i want to roundhouse kick alduin in the teeth beat his ass like tekken 3

then they would have to add a grappling system, which would be really good for the sex modding scene. because grappling means propper body-body physics. i am ALL for this

whats swag

Don’t worry about it little bro let’s just keep playing legos

JRPGS be like, here fight this boss. you beat him? well he’s taken his shirt off so fight him again