perpetual loser

"came back wrong" but it's from work

you say to me here is a woman. she's insane and irreparably broken and probably a danger to herself and others. and i say yay yippee woohoo! and things of this nature

FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

Second step is shipping them with whoever they are most likely to become codependent with.

thinking about johnny and v again and god they make me SICK. yeah you're a chip stuck in my head and yeah you tried to kill me but i love you. yeah i got reincarnated 50 years after my death as lines of code and yeah i'm stuck in your body but i love you. we will never say this to each other, we don't need to. you're slowly killing me but i don't want you to leave me. i'm slowly killing you but i don't want to leave you. we will never say this to each other, we don't need to. you're a fucking tumor but no one has ever understood me better. i exist only in your head and i've never had a stronger, healthier relationship for it. no one will ever mean more to you or me. we will never say this to each other, we don't need to.

ever engage with a media you really really liked and thought you were going to become obsessed with but it doesn’t quite lodge itself into your brain at the correct angle and you can just brush fingertips with the version of yourself from the alternate reality where it completely corrupted your every waking thought

FIRST step to enjoying any media is getting attached to the character whose suicidal tendencies are the most obvious

sometimes you guys yurify a couple and suddenly theyre all cutesy and innocent and perfectly loving. wrong. those girls better be making out nasty style and stabbing each other and being ugly and weird and irascible just like their male counterparts. in fact. even MORE so. they should be NASTIER and BLOODIER and CRAZIER!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

you used to be able to go onto a tag after finishing a movie and see all sorts of gifsets. now you have to comb through reader insert fanfiction. we used to be a society

Area Man Struggles with Choice Between Basic Morality and Homosexual Desire Toward Worst Person Alive

sorry, i thought we all liked that fictional woman because she sucks